I swing both Rays!

I'll amend it.

Fraser and RayK rode off into the sunset to live together happily ever after with lots of sex and fighting crime.

Ray V moves to FL, then moves back to Chicago and hooks up with Turnbull and they have lots of sex and fight crime.

Then at some point RayV and Turnbull go visit Fraser and RayK in their Canadian Shack o' Love and decide to stay and join forces and they all lived happily ever having lots of sex and fighting crime.

Fraser and Kowalski sled off into the sunset, where Ray earns his 'slept in an igloo, ow, got frosbite' badge. Vecchio moves to Florida with Stella, only discover that they definitely do not find domestic bliss behind the counter of a bowling alley.

Vecchio returns to Chicago to discover that Irene Zuko is alive and well -- Federal Marshalls faked her death and put her into Witness Protection. TheirLoveIsSoItalian.

Stella meets and marries a high-powered attorney named M. Brando, and although she sometimes misses dancing, she does love her tasteful apartment, her tailored clothes, and her career-oriented husband.

They all fight crime, some in more wildly dangerous ways than others, and live happily enough ever after.

The end.

Did anyone else think "The Charmed Ones" when they saw the teaser?

Also, Lana and Jason aren't sleeping together ?

Hmmmm, can anyone think of any reason other than semi-naked partying that Clark might not get into Princeton ? Any reason at all?

Um, he's dumb as toast ?

Dear god. (Smallville whitefont): Could Witch!Lana be any more annoying or any more poorly acted? She's matched only by the quality of the dialogue.

Sumi- Regarding J/L That took me by surprise too.

Would have been more surprised if Lois's hair had been acceptable, though. Especially after the Lana bit, it would have been too much, I think.

Kristin-The acting didn't bother me nearly as much as the dialogue, which is a shame because it was Steve DeKnight. At least there was a noticable difference between s Real Lana, Witch Lana and Witch Lana pretending to be Real Lana even if it wasn't great. I was more disappointed in Allison Mack's perfomance. Her character really didn't feel that much different from Chloe. We've seen her do better mind-altered-type performances before.

Overall, it was a fairly lame episode, I think.

Wow. That stunk. A bad Charmed episode.

I'm sure there's a good reason that Isabel went straight past Chloe and over to the farm to get virgin hair. Really good reason.

Ah, well.

I thought that Witch!Chloe was the least annoying of the three, perhaps because she was the least breathy and mannered. All in all, not great acting, and an egregious script.

Why did Lex get Jason fired, exactly?

I'm sure there's a good reason that Isabel went straight past Chloe and over to the farm to get virgin hair. Really good reason.

Maybe she was concerned yanking hairs off of both women would arouse suspicion. I don't know.

Why did Lex get Jason fired, exactly?

No clue. Last week it seemed like it was because the evil thing to do (since came up right after the secret room at Luthorcorp thing) and they were trying to paint Lex as evil for whatever reason. The only thing I can guess is it has to do with Jason's family, since Lex recognized the family name back when he and Jason were introduced.

That could be.

Plus the ridiculous Lex/Lana thing they seem to be pushing off and on for the past year or so.