Yes, Clark 's spaceship blowed up real good and knocked his parent's truck for a loop and his mom lost the baby she was carrying and Clark blames himself, so he got the red Kryptonite ring that made him be an asshole and not care, put it on and rode away from home on a motorcycle.
Oh and Lex married a woman who drugged him and left him in his jet spiraling out of control.
Lord, I thought you were kidding when you first posted this. Not sure if I can do this one.
Though I'm now curious to see whether Clark will take up waitressing and change his name to Anne.
Well, we don't know if it was a woman, or a clone, or an alien in disguise, or a robot, or Pete that Lex married. Just that it might not have been Helen. Unless Helen and Pete are the same person.
Have we ever seen them in the same scene together?
Plus, they both have names with two "e"'s and Greek roots. Helen could be a part of Pete's long term vengeance plan for his father's creamed corn factory.
I think Ma and Pa Kent ought to have their heads examined for trying to have another child in the first place, given that half the juvenile population of Smallville has become a kryptonite-mutated freak or victim of same in the last couple of years. And unlike everyone else in town, they both know about it—their little trouble magnet is always stumbling across the bad guys or leading them back to the farm.
Ma and Pa Kent believed themselves to be infertile, so they didn't think they had to bother with contraception. Odds are the baby wasn't exactly tried for. And since Martha believes that the ship was what healed whatever had made her infertile, they could still have another baby.
I knew goodness would come from reading the Tolkien companion (which, surprisigly enough, is not a hooker with elf ears.)
which, surprisigly enough, is not a hooker with elf ears
Not timeless, serene and heart-breakingly beautiful? Damn, and I had been saving up.
I must confess to knowing way too much Black Speech and snippets of the elvish languages. The odd thing is, now more people know what kind of geek I am when I come out with stuff like "krimpatul!", instead of thinking I'm just generically insane.
