That's my girl... That's my good girl.

Kaylee ,'Serenity'


Boxed Set, Vol. 1: Smallville, Due South, Farscape  

A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.


DCJensen - May 04, 2004 9:24:30 pm PDT #5644 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

I think of the DeLuise clan as Dom's Revenge for all the Hollywood types that pegged him as a one-note sidekick.


Thomash - May 04, 2004 9:25:48 pm PDT #5645 of 10000
I have a plan.

Bring back the Babel Fish.

Yeh, or take the Simpson's route with Kodo and Kang.

"...by an amazing coincidence, both languages are exactly the same."


DXMachina - May 05, 2004 2:41:36 am PDT #5646 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

The only Trek ep I watched before DS9 was the one where Joan Collins was not a bitch and Kirk had to let her die to prevent Hitler from winning the war.

"City of the Edge of Forever," written by Harlan Ellison.


Nutty - May 05, 2004 4:05:04 am PDT #5647 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Poor Joan Collins. Getting hit by a mack truck would put me in a bad mood too.

I like the microbe idea better than anything else that's been proposed for translation. Because it actually involves the speaker and listener's brain in the whole process, rather than being something mechanical/electronic, and while we all can reasonably guess the limits of mechanical things and electronic things, the brain is like a Get Out Of Plot Hole Free card. Like, we can theorize ideas like what Thomash said above, and it comes within shouting distance of sense. If you've got really stentorian lungs.

The real problem with microbes is that (a) you have to get around the whole chicken-egg question of language acquisition in childhood, and (b) the people on Farscape never took a science class in their lives.


sumi - May 05, 2004 4:18:58 am PDT #5648 of 10000
Art Crawl!!!

So, did the Mutant X and Andromeda convo result from this news? Because I must have skipped it while I was skimming.


§ ita § - May 05, 2004 4:30:03 am PDT #5649 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

did the Mutant X and Andromeda convo result from this news?

No, although it was mentioned therein.


Dana - May 05, 2004 5:29:07 am PDT #5650 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Yeah, when she took the wig off? And she gathered the liquid Odo onto her skirt? I was all moved and stuff.

That's a great storyline. Lwaxana could easily be kind of shrill and one-note, but that whole relationship between her and Odo was so great.

And then I caught the last half hour of "Duet" yesterday. Harris Yulin doesn't leave one piece of scenery unchewed, but I don't care. And last week was the episode where Kira was sent to one of the moons to relocate Bajoran settlers, and Jake and Nog ended up with a hundred gross of self-sealing stembolts.

t flush with DS9 nostalgia


Steph L. - May 05, 2004 6:10:04 am PDT #5651 of 10000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

The microbes fail for me because they still use alien words for which there seems to be a direct English equivalent (Trek does this too, all the freaking time). Also, by the time they got to Earth and had Aeryn and Grammy speaking English, it all fell to shreds for me.

Not to mention the "documentary" that aired (love how Moya was able to receive that broadcast, BTW -- she must have digital cable), with interviews with all the aliens. Either all the aliens learned perfect English, or the Earth was crop-dusted with translator microbes.


Consuela - May 05, 2004 6:35:45 am PDT #5652 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Yup, that's the problem with Farscape. You can't think about the science, or your head will explode.


Frankenbuddha - May 05, 2004 6:36:58 am PDT #5653 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Either all the aliens learned perfect English, or the Earth was crop-dusted with translator microbes.

Nah, they just all watched Sesame Street and learned, like Aeryn.