Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Boxed Set, Vol. 1: Smallville, Due South, Farscape  

A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.


shrift - Feb 17, 2004 7:15:14 am PST #3723 of 10000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I can't quite wrap my brain around Lex Luthor/Lucius Malfoy. Except now my brain is trying, what with perhaps the Luthors and the Malfoys being distant relations, and the Luthors moving to America when they began producing too many squibs...

Argh. Not going there.

I am kind of eyeballing Lex/Sark with amorphous intent, though.


Consuela - Feb 17, 2004 7:16:17 am PST #3724 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

did Daniel shag Kegel or whatever her name was

Sounded like Katie to me, but I certainly got that sense that they were more than just pals.


Consuela - Feb 17, 2004 7:17:48 am PST #3725 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I think we're way past implied.

Well, I said implied, because all we got was her resting her head on his shoulder. Nothing showed us onscreen was enough for me to confirm that they were absolutely sleeping together. Although they could be, as well. We just don't know.

God, this takes me back to the XF days...


Nutty - Feb 17, 2004 7:19:12 am PST #3726 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I pity the woman, alien or otherwise, named after pubococcygeous muscle exercises. I dearly hope the children of the guy who originally named the exercise all changed their names.

Like, who wants to be known as Jenny Rohrschach? (*) Sophonsiba Alzheimer? Herbert Creutzfeld-Jacob? (I know, that was probably two people.)

(*) Have you guys ever seen a photo of Hermann Rohrschach? I am ashamed to admit he was rather hot, as dead Swiss projective psychologists go.


§ ita § - Feb 17, 2004 7:19:58 am PST #3727 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I looked it up. Kegan.


§ ita § - Feb 17, 2004 7:21:25 am PST #3728 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

this takes me back to the XF days...

Ew. Sorry. Didn't mean to recall those. Just that it had gotten both affectionate and acknowledgeably prurient between them, even if unconsummated.

XF was just cheating.


Consuela - Feb 17, 2004 7:22:25 am PST #3729 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

XF was just cheating

Goes without saying. *g*


sumi - Feb 17, 2004 7:30:32 am PST #3730 of 10000
Art Crawl!!!

Did you guys notice that Rebecca Rand Kirshnir is executive or co-executive produre of Las Vegas?


Emily - Feb 17, 2004 7:32:11 am PST #3731 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

He's having dreams about mining naked. I think we're way past implied.

I thought the naked mining dream was just a naked mining dream. Now the fact that he dreams about (long pause, eyes dart sideways) "other things"...

Thought I was wondering -- did Daniel shag Kegel or whatever her name was?

I keep worrying this in my head. On the one hand, they were only there for a little while, and Kagen got mad that Daniel left her for Jack made friends she didn't like almost immediately that we saw them -- was there time? On the other hand, they did seem to have been imprinted with an awfully close friendship. On the other other hand, it's entirely wankable plausible that sex among workers would seem entirely too inefficient to Calder, so there was some saltpeter in their glop.


§ ita § - Feb 17, 2004 7:34:41 am PST #3732 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I thought the naked mining dream was just a naked mining dream.

Didn't he look at Carter (sorry, Thera) after that statement too?