Sark would try to out-stare Lex. Lex would face him down with a "please, bitch," look. Sark would be impressed. Lex would let up a little bit. Sark would respond with a "We could do great things together, you and I" look. Lex would let on that he was interested, just a little bit.
Oh. Your. God.
I don't know which I prefer - the ambiguous sexuality, or the ambiguous morality? Choices, choices...
And it nearly breaks the measuring device on the fanfiction-inspiring scale.
The wacky I just saw was when they were seeing giant interdimensional bugs - yet they never thought to figure out if they'd just picked up some really turked pot on that world they'd just been on.
Well, to be fair, that's an example of Learning From Their Mistakes. (Jonas should just be grateful he didn't get institutionalized.)
Watching both Joan of Arcadia and Stargate is kind of an amusing experience. Mini-Jack insists he's not afraid of going through the 'gate'! Grown-up Jack lusts after Mini-Jack's mother!
Grown-up Jack lusts after Mini-Jack's mother!
Geez, I have thought, "Jack! If you lusts after Helen any further, Will is going to come over and kick you ass!", but my brain has failed to make this particular connection thus far. Hee! Also, eww.