I'm reserving total judgment on the actor until I see him in something else. I'm under the impression that the actor might be toning down any innate intelligence and sexiness in order to convey the confusion and youth of his character.

I love Josh Hartnett, but ever since I read a review (can't remember of what -- might have been O) that referred to him as Assface, it's difficult for me to find him physically attractive.

Shannon Sossamon's character made me want to fire a rocket launcher at the screen whenever she was on it.

I saw that movie! Wasn't it called The Order -- or maybe it was called A Knight's Tale? I get confused.

Which is somewhere behind me, right?

Yes. I'm telling you - we're going to need get a little more organized with our O.C. fanship. IJS. We don't know who gets toasters. Besides Kat we don't have ownership of OTOCL (one true O.C. loves) squared away. Plei got the ball rolling with the link to the S/M fic - but come on. It's like we're just normal TV watchers or something.

Ryan does nothing for me. He is a flailing heap of signifiers without any point of reference.

Wait, so now you're not only insulting Ryan, you're insulting my boycrush Josh Hartnett??

I am sorry to report, meara, your boycrush is just a couple of bolts away from being Frankenstein. In a nice way, but yeah. I'd do fun things with his headless body, but -- okay, that came out wrong in my brain. I mean, I'd do fun things if I could attach someone else's head to his body. Actually, even without sex in the mix, that would still be a fun game.

Ben McKenzie is heart-stoppingly sexy. That is all.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

ita will kill me if I try anything.

Jess--hotter in person?

Oh yes. "Heart-stoppingly" not just a figure of speech there.

Oh yes. "Heart-stoppingly" not just a figure of speech there.

Gah!

Also, wibble.

Have you seen his Lent movie, "40 Days and 40 Nights"? It not only made him unattractive, but made all kinds of sex and nudity seem icky for two weeks. (FYI: this is a very bad movie to see on a date if you have any hopes of even holding hands.)

Sadly, yes, yes I have. Because I have this crazy thing for Josh Hartnett. And yes, it was DREADFUL. It made me so embarassed.

I'm saying this realising that it will probably make meara no longer interested in grabbing my ass,

These words are all individually sensible, yet somehow when you string them together like that, it makes no sense...

I'd do fun things with his headless body

Uh, wow. Even I'm not that big a fan. Ew? I like people with faces.

I didn't think Ben McKenzie was that hot, until I met a girl who looked like him. Somehow, that changed my mind. :)

amych, this is how i remember that exchange, which is obviously not that accurate. i'm much better at seth one-liners (I've used "who's winning, me or my hair?" at LEAST 10 times now)

Sandy:: What about archery? The Harbor School is really good at archery! Or fencing?
Seth: What century is this? No, Dad, with Ryan we have the opportunity to overcome all that your Jewishness has done to me. With Ryan we have a chance for real athletic greatness… what about soccer?
Ryan: I used to play soccer.
Seth: there you go!
Sandy: glad I could help.

SMONSTER! SOMEONE WROTE IT!!

I saw this earlier today! Way to go!!! I tried to get someone to write it earlier, but they never followed through.

I would consider "Hi" to be a complete waste of time.

I *heart* ita. Again. Still. Whatev.

I've already squeed to a ridiculous extent in my lj. I would do Anna, Seth, or Ryan in a heartbeat. I've decided to claim Anna b/c everyone's fixated on the R/S stuff and she is so cool that she needs her own set of freaky fans, and I'm going to step up for that.

Okay. As noted in Bitches, 3 mojitos=drunk smonster. (light dinner tonight) it's 4:00 am here and i really should be going...