And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?

Mal ,'The Train Job'


Boxed Set, Vol. 1: Smallville, Due South, Farscape  

A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.


Madrigal Costello - Nov 08, 2003 12:50:27 am PST #1860 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.

You know, I'm getting a little tired of some fic generalizing that kissing girls is soft and kissing boys is angular. It's an oversimplification and boring, as observations go.

An irked amen to that. It's right up there with the mere sight of a penis turning a gay girl straight. Were that true, extreme fundamental Christians would unleash legions of flashers at every Indigo Girls concert.


DCJensen - Nov 08, 2003 6:26:53 am PST #1861 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Were that true, extreme fundamental Christians would unleash legions of flashers at every Indigo Girls concert.

"Show your penis for Gawd!"


smonster - Nov 08, 2003 9:09:00 am PST #1862 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

But you see how my boy apologised anyway.

Because he is a jewel among young men. As well as a nummy treat.

Such a good line!

Such good delivery.

"I hope so, otherwise we've never spoken."

::sigh:: I am soooo in love.

Chivalry is dead, sugar.

btw, love your tag. I can hear his voice and just see him stretched out on that bed...

thunk

An irked amen to that. It's right up there with the mere sight of a penis turning a gay girl straight.

THANK you. I've had boys that kissed me tenderly, and girls who rocked my socks, and I've had boys and girls and were like hyper puppies and had to be literally told to chill out.


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 08, 2003 10:06:44 am PST #1863 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

You know, I'm getting a little tired of some fic generalizing that kissing girls is soft and kissing boys is angular.

Really, is there any consistent difference other than the stubble issue?


smonster - Nov 08, 2003 10:11:51 am PST #1864 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Really, is there any consistent difference other than the stubble issue?

And if you're kissing a king in drag...

I'd like maybe a fic where Marissa is surprised that Summer is more aggressive than Ryan, or wherein Ryan remarks that Seth has more soft places than Marissa.


meara - Nov 08, 2003 10:43:53 am PST #1865 of 10000

And if you're kissing a king in drag...

Bwhahahah! S'not quite the same, but there are boys with remarkably little stubble.

Seth WOULD have more soft places than Marissa, because skinny as Adam Brody is, Marissa is BONY.


smonster - Nov 08, 2003 10:59:22 am PST #1866 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Bwhahahah! S'not quite the same, but there are boys with remarkably little stubble.

Hey, you shoulda seen Pat Riarch done up in werewolf drag. Tell me there wouldn't be some friction.

Seth WOULD have more soft places than Marissa, because skinny as Adam Brody is, Marissa is BONY.

Mmmm, Seth.... huh? Oh, yeah, Marissa BONY.


meara - Nov 08, 2003 11:17:32 am PST #1867 of 10000

Hey, you shoulda seen Pat Riarch done up in werewolf drag. Tell me there wouldn't be some friction

Oh, totally. I was meaning there are some bioboys without tons of stubble. :)


Steph L. - Nov 08, 2003 11:20:07 am PST #1868 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

You know, I'm getting a little tired of some fic generalizing that kissing girls is soft and kissing boys is angular.

t considers recent trip to SF....nods in agreement


Madrigal Costello - Nov 08, 2003 11:46:56 am PST #1869 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.

Seth would be softer than Marissa. And she looks like the kind of girl who always smells. But then, not just using male=angular, female=soft, means that the writer isn't bothering to think of the characters' different body types, facial appearances and personalities. Actually, I can think of a number of shows with male characters who'd be a softer kiss than the female - like every guy on Smallville compared with every girl on Smallville.