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Boxed Set, Vol. 1: Smallville, Due South, Farscape  

A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 30, 2003 11:39:22 am PST #1603 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Perhaps we'll finally see what's at the root of his Michael Jacksonesque compulsion to take in young boys and dress them in revealing circus acrobat togs .


§ ita § - Oct 30, 2003 11:40:26 am PST #1604 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Matt, for a second I thought you were talking about Lex's compulsions, and figured I'd not only managed to miss an ep, but that it was the good one.


shrift - Oct 30, 2003 11:44:06 am PST #1605 of 10000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

IIRC, Miller & Gough did say that there would be no spandex tights on Smallville, but they could be lying...


sumi - Oct 30, 2003 11:53:45 am PST #1606 of 10000
Art Crawl!!!

Perhaps they meant only on Clark? (But they also said no flying . . . and hasn't he been flying?)


Madrigal Costello - Oct 30, 2003 11:57:30 am PST #1607 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.

No, he's just been running fast and jumping high, like the original Superman. He wouldn't have been leaping over tall buildings back then if he could just fly over them.


Thomash - Oct 30, 2003 1:17:29 pm PST #1608 of 10000
I have a plan.

No, he's just been running fast and jumping high, like the original Superman. He wouldn't have been leaping over tall buildings back then if he could just fly over them.

They've shown hints at it a couple of times throughout the series. Each time it's been a case of sleep-flying. One time hovering over his bed and another time he woke up in the middle of some country road.


Madrigal Costello - Oct 30, 2003 1:19:18 pm PST #1609 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.

Sleep-flying isn't a Superman aspect, it means he's a Shaman, well, if "Northern Exposure" is to be believed.


Thomash - Oct 30, 2003 1:22:19 pm PST #1610 of 10000
I have a plan.

I meant like sleep-walking. In each incident, I seem to remember, he was dreaming about flying (and Lana too, I think).

Regardless, isn't there some interpretation about flying in your dreams and sexual desire?


DCJensen - Oct 30, 2003 1:34:13 pm PST #1611 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Same year as Chloe, who'd I'd always assumed is a good writer. Clark, on the other hand, is really dumb.

But then Chloe is the editor of the paper, so she kinda hit the muse earlier.


§ ita § - Oct 30, 2003 1:36:13 pm PST #1612 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

But then Chloe is the editor of the paper, so she kinda hit the muse earlier.

Also? Nowhere near as dumb.