Well, you know, it's possible that Faith is trolling America, trying to contact young girls who have suddenly shown an upsurge in strength and deadliness....
t dies laughing
Lana the Vampire Slayer. Someone must write it. (But it should not be me.)
Haven't you killed me enough for one day?
Mal ,'War Stories'
Boxed Set, Vol. 1: Smallville, Due South, Farscape
A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.
shrift - Oct 17, 2003 8:47:53 am PDT #1205 of 10000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
P.M. Marc - Oct 17, 2003 8:49:42 am PDT #1206 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Lana the Vampire Slayer. Someone must write it. (But it should not be me.)
Will do.
tina f. - Oct 17, 2003 8:50:44 am PDT #1207 of 10000
Will do.
Woo hoo!
shrift - Oct 17, 2003 10:17:44 am PDT #1208 of 10000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Will do.
Yay! Because, yo, you'll do it the justice it deserves.
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 17, 2003 10:23:44 am PDT #1209 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Hee. That's exactly where my brain went as well. Because Faith vs. Lana? No contest.
I dunno - it's possible that poreless, frictionless skin could be a big advantage in a fight,as the blows of one's opponent slide off harmlessly.
Madrigal Costello - Oct 17, 2003 1:08:07 pm PDT #1210 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.
Eh. Lana dumb. Swimming alone at night? At least during the school day there might be someone around besides the homicidal freaks to help. And actually, I thought that scene would have been much creepier if it had happened with a swimming class going on. There'd be the suspense of wondering if a classmate will look down and see Lana being drowned, and wondering who Miguel shot. I mean, anybody can shoot into a swimming pool in the middle of the night. It takes kryptonite cojones to do it during the middle of a swim meet. And Chloe, also dumb for storing her private information on a school computer. She could have at least kept it all on disks and CD's and zip disks if she didn't have a home computer.
Pinwiz - Oct 17, 2003 3:17:36 pm PDT #1211 of 10000
Missing in action since 2002...
She could have at least kept it all on disks and CD's and zip disks if she didn't have a home computer.
Or a diary. No one else could possibly open the lock...
victor infante - Oct 18, 2003 6:32:34 am PDT #1212 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.
All I can say about Lana is that I take great glee in the knowledge that Clark eventually loses all interest in her for the immenently cooler Lois Lane.
Madrigal Costello - Oct 18, 2003 7:02:22 am PDT #1213 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.
A diary if she knew how to hide it - glue the cover of your copy of "Are You There God, It's Me Margaret" over it. And then don't leave it at school where anyone could open it up. They established that Chloe knew Lex Luthor bought the school computers and had them installed. She'd been suspicious of him for quite a while, so putting confidential information on them in the first place comes off as Roswell-level stupid.
And the "barbwire accident" - Jonathan would probably have been better off saying that someone had been shooting at their property and hit an animal which bled on Clark's shirt when he bandaged it. That works with getting a call about the place, and fits with Miguel's MO. Though that would have been practical, just like telling Lana that he was just changed by the meteors would have been. That way he doesn't have to worry about her seeing his special abilities, and it'd stop her questions and she'd never think he might be an alien.
§ ita § - Oct 18, 2003 7:33:04 am PDT #1214 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But that would have kept the cops at their place, potentially. Their excuse was lame -- if you have a farm, there are tons ot trivial reasons for blood.