I know I'm a bad poet, but I'm a good man. All I ask is that... is that you try to see me—

William ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Bureaucracy 2: Like Sartre, Only Longer  

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych


sumi - Apr 06, 2004 7:29:32 am PDT #9276 of 10005
Art Crawl!!!

They were last week.

(On edit: but this week there is basketball instead.)


tommyrot - Apr 06, 2004 7:43:21 am PDT #9277 of 10005
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Could someone do me a favor and remove this from the FAQ?

Q: I'd like to find this really cool post someone made about Glory being lame a few months ago. Do I have to look through all those threads?

A: Maybe, maybe not. The Buffistas have their very own search engine, but it only searches Table Talk posts up through Buffy 6. Go to [link] f


billytea - Apr 06, 2004 10:02:24 am PDT #9278 of 10005
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Amazon.co.uk and Amazon.co.au have them as well.

I don't think there is an Australian Amazon yet.

I know, I know, it's our secret shame.


esse - Apr 06, 2004 10:23:37 am PDT #9279 of 10005
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Huh. My mistake--I thought there was one, because I remember trying to get a book that was only printed in Australia through Amazon.


tommyrot - Apr 06, 2004 10:32:35 am PDT #9280 of 10005
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What's the policy for spoilers for unaired EPs of WF?

Yoshi-san "The Minearverse 2: Getting his words out." Apr 6, 2004 12:15:54 pm PDT


DXMachina - Apr 06, 2004 10:39:05 am PDT #9281 of 10005
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Good point. No spoilers allowed.


Jon B. - Apr 06, 2004 10:57:00 am PDT #9282 of 10005
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Nicely done, DX. I was about to edit but I waited, figuring you were on top of it.


Liese S. - Apr 06, 2004 11:31:19 am PDT #9283 of 10005
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Incidentally, remind me why we're nixing the NTSC/PAL info?

Also, I would really really be happier if we didn't put the name style stuff in at all. Can people elaborate for me why we feel like it might be necessary? The stylistic stuff, not that about having to prove you're a celebrity if you claim to be.

There was something else, too, but I forget.


§ ita § - Apr 06, 2004 11:40:46 am PDT #9284 of 10005
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Are you asking about this text, Liese?

Buffistas tend to choose user names that can be easily used in conversation. Sometimes they are people's real names or nicknames; sometimes they are the names they always wished their parents had the sense to give them. You may feel cosmically drawn to the name @$sd_myxp12, but "What @$sd_myxp12 said" does not fall trippingly off the fingers. To reduce confusion, please avoid the names of famous people, including ME writers, and the names of existing posters. For example, if your name is Tiffany and there is already a Tiffany on the board, pick a variation, whether it be TiffanyT or Breakfast.

Do you not like the @$whatever bit?


Maria - Apr 06, 2004 11:40:58 am PDT #9285 of 10005
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Newbuff weighing in here. Right now I tend to stick around the Minearverse; some of you may have had the opportunity to read the drivel I occasionally post. (I'm trying to limit my time on b.org, because it would be oh-so-easy to forget about work and the rest of my life.)

I have never felt mistreated or ignored since I joined the board. Newbies are newbies and don't automatically fit in. That's OK. Gives us something to look forward to. I knew exactly what I was getting into the first time I opened my big mouth. If I wanted to be surrounded by a bunch of sycophants, I'd go back to work on the Hill. The site etiquette and FAQ sections are fantastic in acclimating a potential poster to what he/she should expect. In fact, I would include prominent links to both on the registration page. They won't eliminate all newbie mistakes but they help. Case in point, I broke the board over the weekend. Damn less than sign. I'm not a developer by any stretch of the imagination, and I forgot that it starts an html tag. DX assures me I didn't trip into the guac but I know I have a little egg on my face.

So can I just hit people who sign their names? Please?

LJ, please don't hit me. The bruises from beating my head against the wall at the stupidity of network wonks haven't faded yet....and I don't have enough Dermablend to cover any more.

The Name Game: I did notice that many people do use something approximating a real name, if not their actual moniker. I didn't for a reason. MFNlaw has been my internet identity since the beginning of teh intraweb. I feel naked otherwise, and personally I'd resent the suggestion that I shouldn't use it. We're all individuals, but if we have to conform to a narrow standard with something as personal as our board name--well shut me up and call me Locutus.

I sign my name when I'm around people I feel comfortable with. Somebody mention this many posts ago (in this very thread I do believe), that one of the downfalls of lurking is that the lurker gets to "know" the posters, but the posters have no frelling idea who the stalker, er lurker, is, and it's a one-sided relationship in the beginning. I felt comfortable enough here to tell you folks what my real name is. See, I have this tendency to share facts about me, but nothing that can identify me IRL. This is one of those times: I have this fear that someday, someone will put two and two together and realize the real me doesn't measure up. First-born syndrome. Yeah, I'm trying to get over it.

To make a long story less longer, if signing my name really bothers people all that much, then tell me. I'll stop. There are bigger things in this world to worry about. What I'm going to make for dinner being one of them. (Any suggestions?)

-Maria (might be the last time I do this. :P )