It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Bureaucracy 2: Like Sartre, Only Longer  

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych


Rayne - Apr 06, 2004 5:32:42 am PDT #9250 of 10005
"Oh no! Has falling sky liquid once again caused you the sadness?" -Starfire

Reminding people not to sign their posts reminds me way too much of TWoP!


Lyra Jane - Apr 06, 2004 5:34:20 am PDT #9251 of 10005
Up with the sun

But the people who sign posts know that 99.99% of us don't sign posts. They just don't care.

You think? I think it's more that they're used to fora where you *do* sign your name, so they sign it out of habit and don't really notice that no one else does.

I had no idea it was a big deal (on the level of spoiling people, I mean).

Well, I did use the word "almost." But it depends on how you define "big deal." It's the difference between one big thing, and a little thing done 500 times. Repeated little things tend to bug me more, but that's totally a personal mileage thing.

Edit:

Reminding people not to sign their posts reminds me way to much of TWoP!

Yeah, the chance we'd look like assholes if we codified it does bother me, so that's a valid argument.

So can I just hit people who sign their names? Please?


Jon B. - Apr 06, 2004 5:38:59 am PDT #9252 of 10005
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Jon - is just leaving my post like that gonna work for you as far as being easy for you to work from to make changes? Should I e-mail you something? Am I making any sense?

I'm trying to bookmark relevent posts, but if you wouldn't mind emailing me the final edits, that might be easier.


Allyson - Apr 06, 2004 5:39:25 am PDT #9253 of 10005
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I propose a ban on shout out lists. Before it happens. lol lol lol


Dana - Apr 06, 2004 5:39:42 am PDT #9254 of 10005
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

I would definitely ask shrift before putting a link to the script site in the FAQ.


Rayne - Apr 06, 2004 5:40:59 am PDT #9255 of 10005
"Oh no! Has falling sky liquid once again caused you the sadness?" -Starfire

I'm with you on that one Allyson!


§ ita § - Apr 06, 2004 5:42:10 am PDT #9256 of 10005
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Yup. The FAQ is googleable. Her in-thread announcements aren't.


tina f. - Apr 06, 2004 5:52:10 am PDT #9257 of 10005

but if you wouldn't mind emailing me the final edits, that might be easier.

will do.

The FAQ is googleable. Her in-thread announcements aren't.

Then I say we just delete the Q about the scripts being available online all together.


Jon B. - Apr 06, 2004 5:53:03 am PDT #9258 of 10005
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Q. My SO/parents/roommates/cats won't watch Buffy. They sneer at me and my tacky taste. They've finally agreed to watch Just One Episode, in order to shut me up. Which episode do you recommend?

Someone mentioned that we should tell folks to start from the beginning and I agree. Maybe amend the FAQ to read:

Some Buffistas recommend you start with the first season right away. This way you don't have to explain any of the backstory.

Others suggest something from one of the middle seasons. This way you aren't constantly saying, "Oh, that's Angel, but he later got his own show," or "Oh, Cordy and Xander aren't dating any more."

Many Buffistas have had good results with Season 4's "Hush" (almost no dialogue, funny mime scenes) and "Something Blue" (Buffy and Spike become betrothed; hilarity ensues). If you don't have DVDs from Season 4, try "Earshot", from Season 3. Season 5's premiere episode, "Buffy vs. Dracula," is also a fun romp.

If you're trying to convert through Spike-lust (or even spickle-oost), "Crush" from Season 5 works. Sure, what Spike does in the episode is pretty creepy, but there's the Tongue Thing going on. Gaaah... excuse us. "Intervention," also from S5, offers a nobler, gentler Spike, and the notorious Buffy-job.

After you've got 'em hooked, go back to Season 1 and catch up on the backstory. "Yes, Mom, I know Angel's kinda wooden. Shut up and drool like the rest of us." If this doesn't work, we recommend finding new parents/SO/roommates. (The cats can simply be locked in the bedroom for the duration.)


Jesse - Apr 06, 2004 5:53:32 am PDT #9259 of 10005
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Reminding people not to sign their posts reminds me way too much of TWoP!

Yeah. If there's one thing we're not, it's TWOP.