When you look back at this, in the three seconds it'll take you to turn to dust, I think you'll find the mistake was touching my stuff.

Buffy ,'Lessons'


Bureaucracy 2: Like Sartre, Only Longer  

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych


bon bon - Mar 17, 2004 5:52:06 am PST #7484 of 10005
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

It would have to be on a case-by-case basis, but I'd say we'd ask the poster if they'd like a less confusing pseud. In many cases we will be able to tell something similar (Shawn vs. Sean) from something deliberately confusing (Betty Jane Sherry). (It's like trademarks...we just have to apply the Polaroid 12 step analysis.)

(Kidding)


Hil R. - Mar 17, 2004 5:53:20 am PST #7485 of 10005
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Considering all the similar names we do have already (like all the variations on Jess, and I think we've got several Jens), I think it would have to be something really similar, and potentially more confusing than what we've got now. Something like someone registering as Al!yson, or registering under the full name of someone whose full name most of us know, even though the poster currently uses just a last initial.


DXMachina - Mar 17, 2004 5:53:55 am PST #7486 of 10005
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

There are a couple of good questions here. First of all, what if someone does register using an actor's or writer's name, how do we determine if it is, in fact, the actor or writer, or someone else? Second, as LJ asks, how close is too close to another user's name?


Allyson - Mar 17, 2004 5:55:24 am PST #7487 of 10005
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

If it's a whedonverse or minearverse person, it's easy enough to verify.


Nutty - Mar 17, 2004 6:01:44 am PST #7488 of 10005
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

In the quote above, Betsy says, "If you claim to be someone famous, we reserve the right to ask you to prove it." I think that's fair, as famous people go. (Also, with few exceptions, famous people seem to prefer to be handheld into the posting board process, and then run with it themselves, rather than leaping up on us when we're all unawares.)

As unfamous people go, I suspect it's not hard to tell when there's an unpleassantly intentional similarity involved. The name-chooser would be basically trying to provoke, when choosing an intentionally similar name, so it doesn't work unless people can recognize it. Unintentionally similar names are just that -- it's wise to pick something that won't be confusing, but I don't think it warrants Stompy intervention unless it causes a real mess.


amych - Mar 17, 2004 6:04:39 am PST #7489 of 10005
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I would be bummed if someone registered as Lysa Jane or Lyra J., or Lyra Jeanne, but if she thought of it on her own I wouldn't want to take it away from her.

Exactly. When amyth first showed up, I was a little "WHA??!!", but it obviously wasn't meant as a spoof -- my boardname is my first name and last two initials; hers is her first name and pseud initials that she'd used for years before ever coming to this board. Neither of has any more right to it than the other, and aside from BITCH STOLE MY NAME! occasional reading mixups, we've all gotten used to it.

When Astarte came on board as Ro, a bunch of people mixed her up with Rio; she was the one who offered to change (iirc, anyway), but if she had expressed a longtime attachment to the name, we would've gotten used to that too.

Porn argument? Know it when I see it?

Yeah, pretty much that.

we just have to apply the Polaroid 12 step analysis.

You do that. Knock yourself out.


Wolfram - Mar 17, 2004 6:06:01 am PST #7490 of 10005
Visilurking

we just have to apply the Polaroid 12 step analysis.

We can just see what develops.


msbelle - Mar 17, 2004 6:11:02 am PST #7491 of 10005
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

FTR, the poster in question is not registered under that same name on the site they linked to.

I do think the similar names thing is basically only gonna be enforced for the VIPs (see amyth, amych).


Cashmere - Mar 17, 2004 6:12:46 am PST #7492 of 10005
Now tagless for your comfort.

Well, isn't that nice. Said poster called us "no-life assholes" and it was posted by the webmaster at HMC.


Steph L. - Mar 17, 2004 6:14:02 am PST #7493 of 10005
I look more rad than Lutheranism

it was posted by the webmaster at HMC.

He came over to pimp his own site? And then insult us?

Someone slept through Marketing 101.