That's what they get for monkeying with success...
You know, it's funny. We went to war never looking to come back, but it's the real world I couldn't survive.
Tracy ,'The Message'
Bureaucracy 2: Like Sartre, Only Longer
A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.
Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych
DXMachina - Nov 26, 2003 10:01:39 am PST #5941 of 10005
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
DCJensen - Nov 26, 2003 10:02:29 am PST #5942 of 10005
All is well that ends in pizza.
You could say they shocked the monkey.
Sean K - Nov 26, 2003 10:07:40 am PST #5943 of 10005
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Honestly, monkey just isn't funny anymore
See, for the true monkey fanatic, these words make no sense.
(And hey, we've only had the one thread (that I know of) named with monkey, so it's not like we took over the board).
But on the other hand, I don't want to make the Baby Jesus cry with the monkey. That's not good.
But at least we still have our pants.
DavidS - Nov 26, 2003 10:09:11 am PST #5944 of 10005
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
You guys killed the monkey.
Monkeys are so last year. It's all about Pirates right now. And pretty soon Pirates will be last year. I think next year is Robots. BEEP.
Wolfram - Nov 26, 2003 10:18:51 am PST #5945 of 10005
Visilurking
Movies 3: El Pirata Mono Robotico
P.M. Marc - Nov 26, 2003 10:38:54 am PST #5946 of 10005
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Dude. Monkey never gets old.
You can shock it, spank it, puzzle it, bar it, see it, do it--monkey is the monkey wrench of the funny.
bon bon - Nov 26, 2003 10:43:19 am PST #5947 of 10005
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Case in point. From the front page of www.nytimes.com.
According to advisers and court records, Michael Jackson's wealth is being consumed by lawsuits and an appetite for monkeys, Ferris wheels and surgery.
Regardless of my innate recoil at that man's name, this is still a funny fucking subhead.
Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 26, 2003 10:56:53 am PST #5948 of 10005
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I think it's all money well-spent, in case he has to have his brain transplanted into Bubbles' body and run off to join a travelling carnival in order to escape the Law.
Wolfram - Nov 26, 2003 12:07:14 pm PST #5949 of 10005
Visilurking
I think it's all money well-spent, in case he has to have his brain transplanted into Bubbles' body and run off to join a travelling carnival in order to escape the Law.
I think he already did this some 10 years ago. The current Michael Jackson body is being controlled via remote by Jermaine, Tito and the othertwo six.
Cindy - Nov 26, 2003 2:20:39 pm PST #5950 of 10005
Nobody
Dude. Monkey never gets old.
You can shock it, spank it, puzzle it, bar it, see it, do it--monkey is the monkey wrench of the funny.
Yeah—everything but get the furry little sucker offa the Buffistas' backs.