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A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

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Cindy - Oct 13, 2003 5:35:31 am PDT #5586 of 10005

Nobody

Having tackled the problem of unprotected teenage sex, Cindy was next asked to rewrite the "Anti-Drug" campaign.

I would like to state publically and for the record, that I have not tackled any unprotected teenagers for the sex (at least not since I was one).

DXMachina - Oct 13, 2003 5:38:52 am PDT #5587 of 10005

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

I would like to state publically and for the record, that I have not tackled any unprotected teenagers for the sex

I'm glad to hear you're using protection.

Trudy Booth - Oct 13, 2003 5:41:15 am PDT #5588 of 10005

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Always use condoms when you tackle teenagers for the sex. Cindy does.

Cindy - Oct 13, 2003 5:44:16 am PDT #5589 of 10005

Nobody

Who am I? Arnold Swarzegroper?

Trudy Booth - Oct 13, 2003 5:46:22 am PDT #5590 of 10005

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Who am I?

You're Porn Valporn.

Gandalfe - Oct 13, 2003 6:02:02 am PDT #5591 of 10005

The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

You're Porn Valporn.

24-69-01?

Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 13, 2003 7:36:53 am PDT #5592 of 10005

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I still think a combo of showing birth videos and having teens babysit an infant (while being monitored by the parents, of course) would be the best way to combat unprotected sex among teenagers. Forget this "the moral choice is abstinence" crap—hit 'em with a stinky diaper right after they've watched videotape of a baby crowning and then the afterbirth, and nunneries/monasteries will have to start turning 'em away at the doors.

Trudy Booth - Oct 13, 2003 7:54:14 am PDT #5593 of 10005

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Or turn them all gay.

You could get an entire kitchen for that post, Matt.

Nilly - Oct 13, 2003 8:41:42 am PDT #5594 of 10005

Swouncing

I. Love. You. Guys.

I managed to log in after many network messes, that weren't fixed on time because almost everybody here is on vacation, and the one good part about it was that when I caught up on this discussion, I could laugh and nearly-physically-hug my computer and read some of the posts aloud and backtrack and shout 'I knew it!' without anybody thinking I'm any crazier than usual. Do you have any idea how much y'all rock? 'Cause I don't think you do.

The mathier, the HTML, the punctuation, the snark, the everything being put together? It's like all that is best in "The Phantom Tollbooth", if there were computers there, and then some. And with real people! And my name is there inside of all the goodness! I. Love. You. Guys.

Consuela - Oct 13, 2003 8:43:06 am PDT #5595 of 10005

We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

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