Lydia: Its removal from Burma is a felony and when triggered it has the power to melt human eyeballs. Giles: In that case I've severely underpriced it.

'Potential'


Bureaucracy 2: Like Sartre, Only Longer  

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych


§ ita § - Aug 05, 2003 8:00:26 pm PDT #3908 of 10005
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think you get to pick that too.

Isn't the power heady, intoxicating?


Allyson - Aug 05, 2003 8:09:15 pm PDT #3909 of 10005
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Isn't the power heady, intoxicating?

It's a gateway drug to me becoming the benevolent despot. I'm just a machine gun away, you realize?

Go make me a fucking thread, ita, OR ELSE.

Gah, that was ORGASMIC.


§ ita § - Aug 05, 2003 8:14:18 pm PDT #3910 of 10005
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Your command is my wish, dear Allyson.


Cindy - Aug 06, 2003 1:40:53 am PDT #3911 of 10005
Nobody

Allyson! Does Kristen know you're cuckholding her and The Allyson and Kristen Show, like this?


Karl - Aug 06, 2003 2:28:32 am PDT #3912 of 10005
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

Solution to DX's scripting problem here: Karl Thiessen "Buffistas Building a Better Board" Aug 6, 2003 12:43:21 am PDT


Allyson - Aug 06, 2003 6:15:13 am PDT #3913 of 10005
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

The Kristen and Allyson Show was canceled by Fox.


DXMachina - Aug 06, 2003 6:22:17 am PDT #3914 of 10005
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Bastards!!!


Am-Chau Yarkona - Aug 06, 2003 6:26:56 am PDT #3915 of 10005
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

The Kristen and Allyson Show was canceled by Fox.

Curse them! (Edit: like DX just did. X-posty.)


Michele T. - Aug 06, 2003 7:26:56 am PDT #3916 of 10005
with a gleam in my eye, and an almost airtight alibi

Allyson, I love your thread slug.

I was just gonna say "I love your slug," but, ew.


billytea - Aug 06, 2003 7:32:58 am PDT #3917 of 10005
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I was just gonna say "I love your slug," but, ew.

t hears Roxy Music in the background

Oh oh catch that buzz
Love is the slug I'm thinking of
Oh oh can't you see
Love is the slug for me