Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Bureaucracy 2: Like Sartre, Only Longer  

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych


Aims - Jul 28, 2003 2:53:35 pm PDT #3703 of 10005
Shit's all sorts of different now.

"Yeah, I'll take 4 Beef and Cheddars, some curly fries.......You ever actually put anyone in that meat shaver???"


Allyson - Jul 28, 2003 3:11:39 pm PDT #3704 of 10005
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Hasn't he sliced a couple of people's ears off?

Did he take Lindsey's hand? Does dismemberment count?


Cindy - Jul 28, 2003 3:18:24 pm PDT #3705 of 10005
Nobody

Man. I'd feel so cheated if the last few years of Tim's work was influenced by a midnight Arby's run.

Do not dis Tim's muse! That's the beauty of art. You look at roast beef and think, "Mmmmmm. Midnight snack." Tim looks at roast beef and thinks, "You know, if a demon with retractable blades on his fingers got a hold of a human thigh..."


Frankenbuddha - Jul 28, 2003 5:37:40 pm PDT #3706 of 10005
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Go Fluffy Bunny! Choose Fluffy Bunny!

Tim's NEVER been a monkey man in my recollection.


Allyson - Jul 28, 2003 5:39:10 pm PDT #3707 of 10005
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

He's never been a fluffy bunny, either.

Puddin' Pop O' Love, yes. Fluffy Bunny, not so much.


billytea - Jul 28, 2003 6:12:53 pm PDT #3708 of 10005
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Man. I'd feel so cheated if the last few years of Tim's work was influenced by a midnight Arby's run.

Works for me. "Give in to your grown-up tastes, talky meat!"


Burrell - Jul 28, 2003 6:32:04 pm PDT #3709 of 10005
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

So Allyson, you want the thread to be called Tim the Puddin' Pop o' Love?


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 28, 2003 9:01:31 pm PDT #3710 of 10005
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I am so never going to be able to open that thread on my work computer...


Cindy - Jul 28, 2003 11:04:37 pm PDT #3711 of 10005
Nobody

Minearvana 1: Fluffy Bunny or Puddin' Pop O' Love?


Steph L. - Jul 29, 2003 4:48:42 am PDT #3712 of 10005
I look more rad than Lutheranism

About the voting -- what happens now? The ballot link gets posted in Press? I can't remember.