Wesley: Feng Shui. Gunn: Right. What's that mean again? Wesley: That people will believe anything. Actually, in this place, Feng Shui will probably have enormous significance. I'll align my furniture the wrong way and suddenly catch fire or turn into a pudding.

'Conviction (1)'


Bureaucracy 2: Like Sartre, Only Longer  

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych


Connie Neil - Apr 29, 2003 2:10:45 pm PDT #1202 of 10005
brillig

So, Wolfram, a career synonym for lawyer is monkey pimp? It explains so much.


Wolfram - Apr 29, 2003 2:13:12 pm PDT #1203 of 10005
Visilurking

Now that's going on my next business card. If you'll excuse me, I have to go corrupt some stray monkeys now.


justkim - Apr 29, 2003 2:13:31 pm PDT #1204 of 10005
Another social casualty...

Natter 12: No Monkeys Here

(Because it's like monkey, but not.)


Cindy - Apr 29, 2003 2:15:27 pm PDT #1205 of 10005
Nobody

sneaks in the thread - poisons all the monkeys - waits 'til they die - burns their furry corpses - buries them - runs out


Lee - Apr 29, 2003 2:18:46 pm PDT #1206 of 10005
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

In response to Cindy: Natter 12: The Monkeys shall rise again.

or better yet: Natter 12: Hey hey we're the ZombieMonkeys


billytea - Apr 29, 2003 2:19:13 pm PDT #1207 of 10005
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

*sneaks in the thread - poisons all the monkeys - waits 'til they die - burns their furry corpses - buries them - runs out*

I was indifferent until this. Now I'm voting 12 Monkeys. No, wait, I'm voting MonkeyMonkeyMonkeyMonkeyMonkeyMonkey MonkeyMonkeyMonkeyMonkeyMonkeyMonkey.


Wolfram - Apr 29, 2003 2:22:47 pm PDT #1208 of 10005
Visilurking

I vote someone fixes his or her post because my screen's gone wonky. Which rhymes with monkey (if you say it right).


Jessica - Apr 29, 2003 2:23:44 pm PDT #1209 of 10005
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

NO MORE FUCKING MONKEYS.

And I mean that in every way possible.

I like the Anya quote, but there may be work-friendly issues with it.


Wolfram - Apr 29, 2003 2:24:36 pm PDT #1210 of 10005
Visilurking

NO MORE FUCKING MONKEYS.

Hey, a guy's gotta make a living. Sheesh.


amyth - Apr 29, 2003 2:26:38 pm PDT #1211 of 10005
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

They pay you for that?