I think the most painful part just happened, which was paying for it. Sheesh. And I have decent dental... I mean, comparatively.

Walletectomy!

Wow, Dana, that is some brutal travel baloney. May you be returned to your pillow and pill case asap.

For those of you who remember the torturous, frustrating, ever fucky, tooth gnashing journey of selling JZ's dad's business to Kevin (aka, "Fucking Kevin!"), the aforementioned Fucking Kevin has just made his first payment to us. On time, without fuss or fanfare. (He's repaying the rawther large loan we had to give him to satisfy the bank financing the deal.)

So for the next three years or so, I'll be getting a large monthly check, which is exactly why the next three years will be David Spends Money On The House. The first project will be the attic, but that's coupled with getting solar panels and putting in a heat pump.

Every time I think about putting up the solar panels the little apocalyptic fiction reading part of my brain gives a nod of satisfaction as that's clearly going to be a huge help after the zombie uprising.

David I lately envision someone having solar and a battery and an electric car and like, well water up in their mountain home or something, and driving their Tesla back to town and being like “oh shit I didn’t realize the world collapsed!” when I read about apocalypses now!

David I lately envision someone having solar and a battery and an electric car and like, well water up in their mountain home or something, and driving their Tesla back to town and being like “oh shit I didn’t realize the world collapsed!” when I read about apocalypses now!

We'll have to run this scenario past Plei's Prepper Plans.

Dag, my house is an absolute trainwreck in dire need of cleaning. I think that day is today.

In exciting new of David Vs. Online Payment Systems I have successfully engineered my first Autopay for my monthly mortgage payment. I still have like 19 different accounts to do.

Progress, though!

Walletectomy, indeed.

We've gotten two cavities filled + prepped the tooth that's receiving the crown + removed my Invisalign grabby thingies (I failed at Invisalign; getting an orthodontist consult in Wednesday for actual braces), and we're waiting for my crown to be done so she can jam it in there. Big doings here, I tell you what.

We'll have to run this scenario past Plei's Prepper Plans.

I think you'd need to also be growing or raising your own food to avoid knowing about a collapse. So really, the most shocked would be the Amish.

I think you'd need to also be growing or raising your own food to avoid knowing about a collapse. So really, the most shocked would be the Amish.

I like the scenario where the Amish save the world because they are the only people who can raise a barn against the oncoming hordes of revenants.

Why was this never part of Walking Dead?! (confession: hasn't watched any Walking Dead so it may well have been)

Fellow Buffistae, I'm mindful not to be spreading AI art around, but there's this channel which does AI animations of various IPs (MCU, Harry Potter, LotR etc) and creates trailers of the same stuff as if it were mid-50s Panavision epics.

They're really compelling (though amusingly off-model at times). Especially if you're nerd enough to have watched any kind of fantasy/horror from England in the 50s or early sixties Roger Corman, because they get the vibe spot on. Like there's a type of British character actor you see in Hammer films that was obviously a four pack a day smoker who never used sunscreen and had disastrous dental care, that you just don't see anymore.

Anyway, I apologize in advance for sharing any AI but they did Buffy and you have to see how they did the bats, and ghosts and Angel and the Master et al.: [link]

I think you'd need to also be growing or raising your own food to avoid knowing about a collapse.

Oh I was thinking more “you’re taking a two week vacation” not “it’s been months”. But in these books there’s always a return to like, horses and carts, and dead cars are everywhere once people ran out of gas, but these days…it might just be the lucky few who have cars but they’d have them!

Well, the Amish often rely on non-Amish for work so I imagine even they’d figure it out pretty quickly.

Yeah, as one of the Peak Oil bloggers I used to follow said, "Even the Amish shop in town."

Side-stepping the post apocalypse and resultant zombies, Todd, get one of those dusting wands for the two-story exposed rafters, with the extending wand. You can stay at your desk and wave it around at full stretch and maybe it will be long enough to trigger the lights. Worth a shot.

Oy, Dana, sending you home, home, home! vibes and a tailwind.