I just finished my PT, and now I have ice on my leg and am wondering who delivers morphine popsicles.

I'd say that's firmly in the purview of Delirium.

(Since nobody makes any money off of my low-key hunch that The Endless might actually exist I continue to lightly hold such belief.)

I did not know blue-footed boobies got their blueness from their diet, like flamingos get their pink. National Geographic calendar teaching me stuff.