Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!

Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 78: I might need to watch some Buffy for inspiration

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Tom Scola - Aug 19, 2025 1:15:03 pm PDT #8892 of 9218
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I guess that goes through DoirDash

If you had ordered with DiorDash, your sandwich would have arrived inside a leather handbag. Pricey, though.


-t - Aug 19, 2025 1:32:00 pm PDT #8893 of 9218
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Heh, that sounds like Black Friday at a very fancy outlet mall. Ooh, or a promo at an upscale consignment shop


brenda m - Aug 19, 2025 1:33:32 pm PDT #8894 of 9218
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

My hips have been hurting intermittently when I get up from a chair lately, so I think of you whenever that happens, Tep. Now I’ll think of lisah, too

I completely wiped out on my way home the other night (bad sidewalks, bad shoes, and good wine). I have a huge bruise on my hip and it hurts like a bitch to lie on my side or walk fast. That said I feel like if I actually injured myself it would hurt a lot worse so I’m just going with that.


Dana - Aug 19, 2025 1:34:02 pm PDT #8895 of 9218
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

If you had ordered through NoirDash, your sandwich would have been delivered by a grizzled detective with a drinking habit.


-t - Aug 19, 2025 1:38:09 pm PDT #8896 of 9218
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Or maybe a dangerous dame. Either way I probably wouldn’t actually get the sandwich.

Which I did not, so…hmmmm


erikaj - Aug 19, 2025 1:47:18 pm PDT #8897 of 9218
Always Anti-fascist!

Or, Dana, possibly a blonde with great legs.(ETA: -t, Jinx!) In a modern story, there might be some overlap.


dcp - Aug 19, 2025 2:28:38 pm PDT #8898 of 9218
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

The Maltese Sandwich: [link]


megan walker - Aug 19, 2025 2:46:32 pm PDT #8899 of 9218
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

The Maltese Sandwich

The tragedy of the sandwich shop on the next corner closing is that, in addition to having the best coffee in the neighborhood, all their sandwiches had been named after characters in The Maltese Falcon. (The building is home to Sam Spade's apartment and is where Dashiell Hammett wrote TMF.)


erikaj - Aug 19, 2025 4:41:55 pm PDT #8900 of 9218
Always Anti-fascist!

I wish I could stop by... my biggest break as a writer to date features collectors' copies of TMF and started its life as "Dashiell Hammett Picked Up A Crayon" because some site I tried to write for and never got in took a firm stand on either fanfiction or reprints by saying "Not ever. Even if you are the best writer since Dashiell Hammett picked up a crayon," and I wanted their attention, which I never got. It finished up in Ellery Queen as "Shelf-cocked" and I've had a soft spot for Dash ever since, even though writing-wise, I still prefer Raymond Chandler.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 19, 2025 6:14:52 pm PDT #8901 of 9218
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

So my jackass brother who couldn’t come to Toronto with us for three days in July to see our elderly aunts because he didn’t feel right leaving his crazy Russian wife on her own is now planning a 10 day visit out here (without her, as far as I know) followed by a back-to-back overseas work trip. Why must they be so fucking extra?

If the crazy Russian wife is left at home, I'd recommend saccharine concern for her wellbeing since it was such an issue last month, along with frequent reminders to check in with her whenever the subject of doing something fun and recreational is brought up.