I don’t like most flavored yogurts (and really hate sweetener that’s not sugar or honey) so I just do plain Greek yogurt

Back in the day, you used to be able to buy not-very-sweet lemon yogurt in quarts, and one of my go-to breakfasts was lemon yogurt over a bowl of Great Grains granola cereal. But lemon yogurt these days is SO over-sweetened when I can find it at all, and only available in the single-serve packages (which are just slightly too much for the amount of cereal I want).

And while obviously "I watched several disappointing sunsets from the private beach of my ancestral summer home" is a very diamond-shoes thing to be bummed about (on the grand scale of Things Climate Change Has Ruined, this is...not a real problem), my personal mental health depends on a yearly infusion of Good Canada Sunsets, so...yeah.

I don't know; I don't think it's very Diamond Shoes to be like "I looked forward to family vacation in a really lovely place, and then stressful shit kept happening and vacation was not as restful and restorative as I hoped it would be." That sucks to have a trip you were looking forward to go all pear-shaped.

I don’t like most flavored yogurts (and really hate sweetener that’s not sugar or honey) so I just do plain Greek yogurt

My favorite thing about Greek yogurt is the super thick texture. But, despite my sweet tooth, the flavored yogurts are kind of too sweet for me. But I dislike artificial sweeteners and I don't really care for unsweetened yogurt, though. (And you are thinking, "Steph, you created your own quandary; please post about something else." But wait!)

Chobani makes a lower-sugar version (named Chobani Less Sugar) of about 4 flavors that doesn't use artificial sweeteners, but is less aggressively sweet than regular flavors. The less-sugar version has about 5g of added sugar, versus about 11g of added sugar in the regular. It's a good compromise.

Oh, man, Jess, that's pretty rough! Yeah, that August was not up to specifications and you should be able to return for a full refund

Intrigued by the Chobani Less Sugar option. I used to get a yogurt sweetened with fruit juice that was also not too sweet but it's been gone for probably over a decade now. I still miss it.

Intrigued by the Chobani Less Sugar option.

It comes in vanilla (excuse me; *Madagascar* vanilla & cinnamon), strawberry, blueberry, and peach. (Those are the flavors at Kroger; the internet tells me there's also lemon and raspberry, but I haven't seen those. I'd love to get the raspberry one!)

"I looked forward to family vacation in a really lovely place, and then stressful shit kept happening and vacation was not as restful and restorative as I hoped it would be."

Thank you for making me sound so reasonable :)

There IS a Chobani Less Sugar lemon flavor, but it's really hard to find in stores (at least, where I live). Why does everyone want vanilla and nobody want lemon??? Lemon is delicious y'all, come on.

I was just yesterday telling myself to stop complaining because the free yogurt work sporadically provides did not have any peach flavor only mango, so I will keep an eye out for all the flavors!

Here's a first world problem: I found a restaurant in Alameda that has biang biang noodles on the menu (including a cumin lamb option!) that I have been impatiently waiting until payday (today) to be able to order to pick up and now their ordering site is throwing an error. I may have to call them!

Mmmmmm, lamb cumin biang biang noodles.

I may have to call them!

Noooooooo. Stay strong, minus t!