God trouble, Laura.
ETA: the bitchy thing my kitty does is sit so close on the bed that it bugs her when I move my arm. Sometimes she gets her claw stuck and then hisses when I try to free myself. Bitchy.
I cat sat for my niece when she was hospitalized for her ED and that bastard loved catching my leg. Once he got his claw stuck in my calf and just dangled. I also de-balled him but the assault was prior to the desexing.