well, babe, better John Oliver than the Darwin Awards.

My dog loves me a lot but he absolutely would be like “oh no, I have no mother….hello nice stranger will you be my mother?” And they would say yes of course!

I tried to steal a dog today on the bus. It was a pittie and I think corgi mix and it was SO CUTE.

My anxiety dream was literally figuring out I was losing my job and saying to my coworking instructional designers "we are losing our jobs". I don't have a master's or doctorate in education, and I am so vulnerable. We have so many faculty who are instructional designers as well and it can be added to their workload. We are on a hiring freeze, so I am not just going to be able to be easily able to get a secretary job. To note this is not actually happening and I am holding Open Course Copy Hours thanked by my boss, but I am worried!

Ugh, that’s a bad one Sophia. I’m sorry for all y’all with the anxiety dreams. I’m not getting those (or remembering them), just sleeping really badly.

We got first place at trivia! Even though we did not do well on the “pictures of feet from movies” round, we did get 100% on the “sports lesbians” round d (which we got to choose the category for after getting second place last week!). I was proud I managed to come ip with the locations of the 2004 and 2012 Olympics.

Woo!