Simon: I, uh... I never-never shot anyone before. Book: I was there, son. I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone yet.

'War Stories'


Natter 78: I might need to watch some Buffy for inspiration

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


erin_obscure - May 23, 2024 8:21:06 pm PDT #691 of 3453
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Props to the Waymo Lost and Found protocol. I waltzed in, gave them the number and they handed me the phone.

If only they would also ship, but I grock the liability issues.


Steph L. - May 24, 2024 4:39:19 am PDT #692 of 3453
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

You guys, last night's pre-wedding shindig was a hootenanny. The Sangeet is traditionally the pre-wedding party when the family of the bride and family of the groom sing and perform dances, etc. There was no singing, but there were a few choreographed dances, and then the deejay switched to what I, as a Very White Person, think of as "wedding reception music" and the dance floor was open. Y'all, everyone was dancing their asses off. I've been to weddings where there was less dancing. So much fun! There was a mehndi artist there doing henna tattoos for anyone who wanted one. They're so pretty!

I asked the groom at one point "If everyone is dancing like this for a pre-wedding event, what is the reception going to be like?" And he grinned and said "Basically a rager. With 3 times as many people."

So now the Hindu ceremony is this morning (I am currently drinking SO MUCH COFFEE), followed by a big luncheon, and then nothing until tomorrow's Lutheran ceremony and giant rager of a reception.


Toddson - May 24, 2024 5:33:48 am PDT #693 of 3453
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Seems like the theme carrying from one reception to the other is coffee.

May everyone have a fully-caffeinated good time!


lisah - May 24, 2024 5:36:09 am PDT #694 of 3453
Punishingly Intricate

Sounds like a great time, Steph!

And, yes, Shir, so happy I was able to meet and hug you!!!


Tom Scola - May 24, 2024 6:57:19 am PDT #695 of 3453
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

I just renewed my drivers license. Which only expired [checks notes] seven weeks ago. One more onerous task off my list.


Aims - May 24, 2024 7:15:37 am PDT #696 of 3453
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Bunch of my students are out today (half-day, holiday weekend) so, it's an easy day for us all. I'm doing random searches on Etsy and they're enjoying free computer time until I take them out for the extra recess they won yesterday (after finding all the scissors they SWORE other people had STOLEN!!) and then we'll have lunch and then specials and then go home.

Your education tax dollars, hard at work.


Toddson - May 24, 2024 7:17:34 am PDT #697 of 3453
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

More recess, less stabbing. Sounds like a win-win situation.


JenP - May 24, 2024 7:50:36 am PDT #698 of 3453

Shir, it was a delight to meet you in person finally and hang out! And it reminded me of all the great places there are to be around here... I need to get out more. I'm glad your travels have been more or less smooth and that you're reunited with your luggage and home.

Aims, what are specials? Need to figure out if I need to add specials to my day...


EpicTangent - May 24, 2024 3:03:20 pm PDT #699 of 3453
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I just renewed my drivers license. Which only expired [checks notes] seven weeks ago. One more onerous task off my list.

Way to go! Mine expires in a little under a month. Since I decided I better get my "RealID", I have to go in in person rather than just mailing in a form. Le sigh. At least I was able to get an appt (1 week before my birthday/DL expiration date, so I've got time in case anything goes wrong) by picking an office a little off the beaten track.

More recess, less stabbing. Sounds like a win-win situation.

Todd sums it up beautifully.

Shir, glad you and your stuff are safe and sound.


Steph L. - May 24, 2024 3:10:23 pm PDT #700 of 3453
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

The Hindu wedding was just a delight! The groom and his friends and family processed from the host hotel over to the bride's family waiting at the temple -- the hotel was 2 buildings away, and they could parade entirely through parking lots, and it was loud and joyful and so much fun!

The ceremony was entirely in Sanscrit (which I thought wasn't a spoken language, only written, but I was clearly wrong), but one of the groom's aunts explained in English what was happening in each part of the ceremony (prayers to Ganesh, exchanging flower garlands, etc). It was really lovely. The bride's parents walked the groom down the aisle and the groom's parents walked the bride down the aisle.

Lunch afterwards was an amazing Indian buffet, topped off with pistachio ice cream. We ate so well. And then we came home and napped.

No reception tonight -- the giant shindig will be after the Lutheran ceremony tomorrow. I have to fortify myself.