So it turns out I actually don't have an infection, but A LOT of fluid behind both eardrums (what happens is that the eustachian tube can get swollen from the congestion when you have a cold, which prevents fluid from draining properly, so it just hangs out and causes pressure and mayhem). The Rx is Flonase, Claritin, Sudafed, and prednisone, because they all reduce the swelling in different ways.
I didn't ask for Ear Morphine, but I should have.
Teppy, I've been thinking of you and the other Ohioistas while my cousins are staying with me this week. They have lived in Enon most of their lives. We have been comparing the horrors of Florida and Ohio governments. So far neither of them is winning or losing the competition, although both seem to want to top the other.
Friends of ours moved from Ohio to Florida last year (near New Smyrna Beach), and they've said that politically, it's like they didn't move at all. Being in the Which State Sucks More? competition is not awesome. I'm so worried for my trans and queer friends and family.