Sorry, Captain. I'm real sorry. I shoulda kept better care of her. Usually she lets me know when something's wrong. Maybe she did, I just wasn't paying attention...

Kaylee ,'Out Of Gas'


Natter 78: I might need to watch some Buffy for inspiration

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


lisah - Jan 26, 2025 7:14:17 am PST #4871 of 5018
Punishingly Intricate

That sounds like a perfect city vacation day!!


Laura - Jan 26, 2025 7:32:15 am PST #4872 of 5018
Our wings are not tired.

Making many Japan notes! Thank you.


dcp - Jan 26, 2025 7:34:32 am PST #4873 of 5018
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

I am not sure I believe you about the owls on the stroller and will need more details to be convinced.

Check out the picture he posted on FB.


Steph L. - Jan 26, 2025 7:56:14 am PST #4874 of 5018
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

THE OWLS!


Jessica - Jan 26, 2025 7:58:56 am PST #4875 of 5018
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

OWLS! Stroller! Adorbs!


Dana - Jan 26, 2025 9:27:20 am PST #4876 of 5018
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Jesse, you were part of my very weird dreams this morning. I'll spare everyone the uninteresting and weird details, but you were staying in our guest room, and I was packing a box of books and you, quite correctly, were criticizing the job I was doing, and then we went downstairs where my father had made food, so at least you had a good meal. Also, your partner, for some reason, was Djimon Hounsou.


Sophia Brooks - Jan 26, 2025 9:58:57 am PST #4877 of 5018
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

That sounds good for Jesse!

It turns out that my boss was panicking about the Trump thing and pre-emptively asked me to delete DEI content from our courses! I asked my other boss, and she was so confused. I also do not like have two bosses, both of whom go to the same meetings and come back with very different interpretations of the same exact words.

Suela, Mr. flea, and Christopher, I am crossing my fingers. This seems ridiculous.

David, I am so enjoying Japan.

Theo- I have my first cold since quaratine- Five Years!!! It is so lingering. I am going back to masking. At least I can work from home.

Making deliberate choices to go off plan, like the other night when we got to do a four course dinner with a James Beard nominee chef. I’m totally happy with. Randomly snacking on shit that I shouldn’t be is a different story.

Brenda- I am struggling too, and with snacks. My therapist said that I miss my best friend, carbs. I literally cried at a dinner where, even though I ordered garlic green beans instead of french fries, they brought me French fries and I could not eat them. But I started sneaking a mini bag of potato chips when we got Box lunches, and it has lead to a mini bag a day. I too lost 80 pounds. But potatoes, I miss you!


JenP - Jan 26, 2025 10:16:49 am PST #4878 of 5018

Also, your partner, for some reason, was Djimon Hounsou

Ooh, you treat your friends well in dreams!


Emily - Jan 26, 2025 2:52:50 pm PST #4879 of 5018
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I've been trying to imagine the opposite of diversity, equity, and inclusion. "I'm going to need a list of races and some dice. Plus I have to decide which presidentially ordained biological sex we will exclusively employ. Wait, a dartboard and a list of employees! We'll pick one at random and then hire only people identical to that person. Actually, I will need the dice - promotions and salary will have to be decided randomly as well. Inclusivity, hmm... oh! Never mind about the dice -- we'll fire everyone!"

I edited it, because I've never found a joke I couldn't overthink.


Atropa - Jan 26, 2025 3:07:40 pm PST #4880 of 5018
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

David, I am living vicariously through your trip stories. And am super-amused that Matilda got sucked into the makeup counter. Do you remember what brand of foundation she ended up with?