Hermanos! The devil has built a robot!

Numero Cinco ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 78: I might need to watch some Buffy for inspiration

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Jan 14, 2025 5:24:15 pm PST #4540 of 4550
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Cauliflower is pretty delicious. I forget you can mash it.

I have like a mental block about lentils because once as a child I had lentil soup that was made with, I don't know, old, expired, spoiled, something lentils that did not taste good at all. I know, intellectually, that that is not what lentils taste like, and have had them many times and enjoyed them, but they never occur to me as something I want and I have a knee jerk "ew" response whenever they come up that is totally unwarranted.


meara - Jan 14, 2025 5:32:11 pm PST #4541 of 4550

Argh. Getting a haircut and it’s drying and she absolutely cut way more off than I asked and it’s not at all the style I asked for. Time to stock up on hats I guess.


meara - Jan 14, 2025 6:08:25 pm PST #4542 of 4550

I said “I like the length in the front and back but want shorter sides, and want it kind of mullet-y” and she…chopped off the back to curve it to my skull. wtf.


brenda m - Jan 14, 2025 6:25:00 pm PST #4543 of 4550
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh ugh. That sounds really off from what you wanted. Is it fixable? (Not the length obviously.)


-t - Jan 14, 2025 7:50:35 pm PST #4544 of 4550
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, man, to know what you want done and get something completely else, argh!


lisah - Jan 14, 2025 7:52:23 pm PST #4545 of 4550
Punishingly Intricate

I don’t remember having lentils as a kid but I love them now! And many don’t need any kind of soaking.


Sophia Brooks - Jan 14, 2025 8:09:56 pm PST #4546 of 4550
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

For low carb, potato like veggies, may I also suggest rutabaga and turnip. I also love cauliflower.

It is 11 pm and I just started the beef stew in the instapot, but it should only take 30 minutes. It has turnip, rutabaga, onion and celery along with the beef. But my non diagnosed ADHD has lost the pepper/has no pepper so I added red chili pepper flakes.


Steph L. - Jan 14, 2025 8:17:40 pm PST #4547 of 4550
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I was going to enthuse about roasted cauliflower (summary: SO GOOD), but then Tim made blueberry pancakes for dinner because I was stressed and sad, and I gotta say, blueberry pancakes are pretty fucking awesome.


-t - Jan 14, 2025 9:12:23 pm PST #4548 of 4550
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Blueberry pancakes are, indeed, pretty fucking awesome.


DavidS - Jan 14, 2025 9:55:49 pm PST #4549 of 4550
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Banh mi today (this is your fault, Hec)

I take full responsibility. I actually tried to make my dinner sandwich somewhat banh mi...ish. I only partly succeeded but it wasn't a failure either. (My instincts weren't bad but I think I know how I could correct on at least two fronts. All hail Salt Fat Acid Heat.)

I used to make vegan Shepard's Pie for JZ all the time. The meaty part was soy crumbles sauteed with mushrooms, with mashed potatoes on top.

I only have the tedious little bits to address before our trip to Japan but they're the kind of things I avoid until I wake up at 3am the night before and realize I need to address them or we're fucked. So...probably tomorrow.

We are leaving on January 22nd which is pretty fucking soon.