White House holiday tour

That sounds so fucking cool (given the current administration).

Fuck Elon Musk all the way to Mars and leave him there.

I want more bad things to happen to Elon than I do to Trump, and that's really saying something, because the list of bad shit I want to happen to Trump is long and complex and very very painful.

Well, the first social event (party with my sister’s friends) went well. Char-booze-erie went over nicely. After food and several drinks a bunch of us went caroling around the neighborhood. The neighbors were mostly older people who seemed pleased with our wobbly renditions of Jingle Bells and suchlike. There was one person there in a Trump-related shirt, but I honestly couldn’t tell if it was pro or con. Trump was drinking a beer and there were bears? And a waterfall? So I chose to not explore the mystery and talked to the older lady next to him about Pets We Have Known instead.

was drinking a beer and there were bears?

Being mauled by bears works, although fed to the sharks works better for me. Maybe Elon can get the bears and Trump the sharks. I don't want to think about SCOTUS, or Mitch because my thoughts get too ugly for a lovely Saturday morning.

Bring back the sun.

Fuck Elon Musk all the way to Mars and leave him there.

I want more bad things to happen to Elon than I do to Trump, and that's really saying something, because the list of bad shit I want to happen to Trump is long and complex and very very painful.

I used to worry I was carry around a karmic load I wouldn't be able to pay back but then I thought, fuck it, it's worth it to see something happen to those two.

Elon fucked that deal so badly (and certainly Trump was entertained) and for what, exactly? They didn't get the debt ceiling suspension, they managed to dump a few million dollars for items like (CHILDHOOD CANCER RESEARCH! (Which they ended up funding in a separate piece of legislation, anyway.) I do think they got Elon's Christmas present of no restrictions on investments in China (as those hypocritical fuckers demand we outlaw TikTok). And they scrapped a plan that would have created more transparency for fucking bloodsucking pharmaceutical middlemen supplying drugs to pharmacies, thereby controlling the cost of our medications.

I think they just did it because they were bored. Musk tweeted 100 times about it. JFC. The chaos is that is about to take us over is going to be a fucking nightmare.

I know they don't care about the damage to relationships, to the painstaking work that it takes to get diametrically opposed legislators to fucking come to a fucking agreement. Because, fuck, why not have some fun with the little people's lives while we're at it.

Sorry about the rage dump.

I think they just did it because they were bored. Musk tweeted 100 times about it. JFC. The chaos is that is about to take us over is going to be a fucking nightmare.

I absolutely think it was just flex to prove how much power they have. That's all this is about for them. That's all it's ever been about.

Oh, just got tickets for the Grand Kyiv Ballet's Nutcracker when the kids are here. (yes, I know 32 is not a kid, but still my kid)

I think the only silver lining is that Musk's ego vs. Trump's ego is sure to become a clash that ends up with Trump dumping him for someone he can overshadow when the honeymoon period ends. If we're super lucky, it'll happen before the end of January.

Do not quash my hopes, people. I cling to this like toilet paper to a shoe.

Mauled by bears, eaten by sharks, abandons earth to go drive a Cybertruck on Mars...as long as it gets rid of them, I'm not picky.

I do think Trump will turn on Musk any day now - there are some indications it's already starting. So he'll go back to being just a regular billionaire lobbyist instead of THE billionaire lobbyist.

Our holiday festive event tonight is a jazz trio featuring a Hammond B3 organ. Holiday music on a Hammond organ is delightful!

Monday I'm having dinner with my group of girlfriends, one of whom is in from out of town. Tuesday we go to my Mom's for Christmas Eve dinner and Wednesday we go to Tim's family for Christmas Day. And Thursday I am doing NOTHING.

The list of things I wish upon Trump and Musk is very long and detailed. The mildest being that I hope they both decide to go on some sort of Ocean Gate 2.0 trip.

ION, we are observing one of our tried and true holiday traditions: apparently there is some sort of surprise happening for me tomorrow, and Mr. Loomy has been gleefully taunting me about it.