No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 78: I might need to watch some Buffy for inspiration

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 17, 2024 7:01:13 am PST #4078 of 7607
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Yesterday I got my new permanent crown, so I am one step closer to being fully bionic! The new model already feels quite natural compared to the temporary, so normal eating may now resume.

I decided on a whim to employ my last couple of use-it-or-lose-it vacation days for a quick trip to Nashville to see Will Burkart do a stand-up show Wednesday night. [link]

I'm guessing that's too short notice to meet up with any local Buffistas, but thought I'd mention it just in case.


Jessica - Dec 17, 2024 8:10:46 am PST #4079 of 7607
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Age ranking at 111%-137% of bones my age

I've read the Locked Tomb series too recently to not read this as "I have 37% more bones than most people my age" which sounds creepy, but impressive!


Steph L. - Dec 17, 2024 8:13:25 am PST #4080 of 7607
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

"I have 37% more bones than most people my age"

They might not all be *her* bones.


Cass - Dec 17, 2024 8:21:09 am PST #4081 of 7607
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

They might not all be *her* bones.

They are now.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 17, 2024 8:57:24 am PST #4082 of 7607
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Finders keepers!


JenP - Dec 17, 2024 10:09:05 am PST #4083 of 7607

Hey, COMMing from my phone wasn't that hard at all. Cool. (I snorted.)


-t - Dec 17, 2024 11:07:02 am PST #4084 of 7607
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

This is the quality excess bone related content I like to see


brenda m - Dec 17, 2024 11:56:20 am PST #4085 of 7607
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

And we didn’t even *get* to Teppy’s cadaver bone.


DavidS - Dec 17, 2024 1:15:45 pm PST #4086 of 7607
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

And we didn’t even *get* to Teppy’s cadaver bone.

There should be some cadaver-part word equivalent to bionic.

Like, how much cadaver are you? Cadaveronic! Deadborg! Mortborg? (as said by the Swedish Chef).


dcp - Dec 17, 2024 1:30:24 pm PST #4087 of 7607
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

Upcycled.