Yes, there is. There's a hurry, Xander. I'm dying...I may have as few as fifty years left.

Anya ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Natter 78: I might need to watch some Buffy for inspiration

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Aug 28, 2024 12:36:45 pm PDT #2316 of 2648
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

JFC they didn't do what I wanted.

It's not a disaster but it's cut very high on the street side (higher than it needed to be) which diminishes the shade a lot. And they cut branches out of the canopy so there are more holes. Not a big deal but they were only supposed to cut deadwood.

And then because I went down there so many times they didn't cut it enough in front of the house, so it's still hanging down over the top of the garage.

I paid a shit ton of money for undesired results.

The tree will be fine and will probably benefit from the cut back but I'm disinclined to do this process again.

I'm thinking of the gardeners that went into Allyson's yard and did a hard cut back which was really upsetting to her.

I think their mindset is that people only do this every five or six years and they want their money's worth of chopping or something.


Laura - Aug 28, 2024 12:44:21 pm PDT #2317 of 2648
Our wings are not tired.

Ugh!! I am sorry, David. I'm confident you were clear on what you wanted.


DavidS - Aug 28, 2024 1:01:57 pm PDT #2318 of 2648
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Ugh!! I am sorry, David. I'm confident you were clear on what you wanted.

Language issues, but also their mindset. Everything's a chainsaw solution.

I just hate dealing with people that treat plants and trees as decoration instead of living things. A nuisance and liability to whack down.

I mean it's not a butcher job because I went down so many times but it's still not what I had discussed with the head of the company.

It'll fill back out in time, but I'm not going to do this again. When I first moved in I paid Emmett and Kalena to trim the bottom three or four feet of branches hanging down and that was a better solution.


Laura - Aug 28, 2024 1:18:36 pm PDT #2319 of 2648
Our wings are not tired.

I know you were looking for a different result and it is disappointing. The tree lined sections of A1A are always "naturally" trimmed to the height of the trucks that pass beneath them! It makes me sick when I see them go through to clear wires and just chop out chunks of beautiful trees. A neighbor had a beautiful tree with lines going through it so they went up and bound the wires to the trunk of the tree like it was a pole and they left the tree alone.


DavidS - Aug 28, 2024 1:19:58 pm PDT #2320 of 2648
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I checked again in the back and the front tree. It's okay.

Because I kept going down there they did get the message to do less.

It's just they gave my tree the asymmetric haircut that Fleabag's sister got: [link]


Laura - Aug 28, 2024 1:34:55 pm PDT #2321 of 2648
Our wings are not tired.

It's just they gave my tree the asymmetric haircut that Fleabag's sister got: [link]

I had never seen that before! Now I need more.


DavidS - Aug 28, 2024 1:43:14 pm PDT #2322 of 2648
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I had never seen that before! Now I need more.

Oh, it's such a great show! I think you will love it. The second season (which has this scene) is an absolute masterpiece. One of the best single seasons of television ever produced. Funny as fuck and emotionally true.


Laura - Aug 28, 2024 2:09:30 pm PDT #2323 of 2648
Our wings are not tired.

Added to my list!


erikaj - Aug 28, 2024 3:56:01 pm PDT #2324 of 2648
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

If my mom was reading this, Hec, she'd love you SO MUCH. (Not that she doesn't, but, like, more than as a guy that it's good that I hang with. You might forge your own bond. Mom is passionate about landscaping.) No pressure, Hecubus, but I just finished a revision on a crime story that made me think it's too bad that JZ can't read it. Maybe because it's about things that women kind of pull on each other--would you like to see it? Didn't wanna drop 4,000 words on you without asking.


EpicTangent - Aug 28, 2024 4:08:49 pm PDT #2325 of 2648
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

In my dad's family, you'd just be an aunt. Any relation (or family friend) a generation up (or more, we didn't use greats either) is pretty much aunt or uncle.

I often try for "Auntie" but for some reason it never sticks. Most of my family just does first names, but like I said, 50 years feels like it calls for an honorific. We'll see if Tia sticks.

I marked your post Jess! I love the design but $31 seems a bit steep for a tea towel. We'll see whether it lodges in my brain in a way I can't ignore.