Argh, I left my phone in the Lyft! Fanfuckingtastic

Gah!

I've been having my usual stress dreams which involve trying to get on planes at the last minute or avoiding checkout in labyrinthine hotels, but last night I had a dream which detoured nicely.

It was a standard unremarkable dream until it shifted and suddenly it was a very high gloss commercial for cinnamon rolls, showing them in closeup as they cooked and expanded in the oven.

It's the nicest dream I've had in a year.