Ugh, Atropa, may a solution be found soon. Very scary stuff.
Note to friends: strongly recommend putting something identifying on your keys! Or an AirTag or whatever.
DH is the worst when it comes to losing just about everything so he has tiles on his stuff now. Alas, they don't fit on his glasses, but helpful for his keys, wallet, and laptops. Seriously, he has lost soooo many things.
I got to say something that made Gloria Steinem chuckle
I heard her chuckle in my mind when I read that. Thank you.