River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.

'Safe'


Natter 78: I might need to watch some Buffy for inspiration

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Laura - May 18, 2026 1:43:04 pm PDT #12734 of 13138
Our wings are not tired.

Oh Plei, that is just way too much. I'm sorry.


Sophia Brooks - May 18, 2026 1:49:06 pm PDT #12735 of 13138
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Plei, that sounds horrible. I am so sorry


lisah - May 18, 2026 2:00:58 pm PDT #12736 of 13138
Punishingly Intricate

Plei, that’s way too much. I hope you’re able to use some energy to take care of yourself.

Sophia, I’m so glad you have someone to help you figure out your Mom’s house. He’ll let you know what all needs to be done with it so you don’t have to figure it all out yourself. And that’s wonderful you found a place for your mom’s cat.

We are currently hanging out at the Detroit airport. Hoping to get home tonight but it’s looking bleak.


-t - May 18, 2026 2:12:31 pm PDT #12737 of 13138
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That is pretty far beyond enough for Plei, universe. Back off.


Steph L. - May 18, 2026 3:22:54 pm PDT #12738 of 13138
That which does not kill you should RUN

God DAMN, Plei. That is way too fucking much.

I feel like I should ask Job for therapist recommendations, except it's been an expensive last year and a half.

Your first therapy session will just be the therapist punching you in the stomach repeatedly, with breaks to punch you in the face.


DavidS - May 18, 2026 5:20:26 pm PDT #12739 of 13138
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I feel like I should ask Job for therapist recommendations, except it's been an expensive last year and a half.

Holy fuck, Pleiades! That is so stressful and awful.

I'm angry at the Fates for mistreating you so.


-t - May 18, 2026 5:22:19 pm PDT #12740 of 13138
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I mean, had plenty of character before all this. Just saying.


P.M. Marc - May 18, 2026 5:40:03 pm PDT #12741 of 13138
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Holy fuck, Pleiades! That is so stressful and awful.

If I listed everything that's happened since the day the Barbie movie came out (AKA, the day my sister blew up her life), no one would fucking believe it. I'm just very tired.

Your first therapy session will just be the therapist punching you in the stomach repeatedly, with breaks to punch you in the face.

HA!


sj - May 18, 2026 7:37:49 pm PDT #12742 of 13138
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Ack. I just caught up in here, and there is entirely too much badness in the lives of my beloved Buffistas at the moment. Love and ~ma all around.


Laura - May 19, 2026 4:50:15 am PDT #12743 of 13138
Our wings are not tired.

In a bright spot, today is the anniversary of the founding of the first Buffista board in 1997. Before my time, but I am so very grateful that it happened.