This week in the MidEast: an original idea for a washing machine ad [link] (to clarify: real picture, and everyone in the comments is now recommending this brand).
Rumors that there will be lots of bombings tonight, I'm considering to sleep on the torture device sofa in the safe room.
BRB, googling "Cincinnati tornado" with hope in my heart
BRB, googling "Cincinnati tornado" with hope in my heart
Severe weather is letting me down, man. My backyard is currently a swamp from the rain, but tornadoes are not showing up to do their job.
Damn lazy tornados. Take one girl to Oz and think they can rest on their laurels just doing whatever they want