Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 78: I might need to watch some Buffy for inspiration

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Shir - Feb 05, 2026 1:06:59 pm PST #11448 of 11452
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Oh wow, dcp. That's all lot of appointments. Sending ~ma.

Next Friday will mark the trifecta of Galentine, Friday the 13th, and the official end of the grief year since my dad passed away. I told my friends to expect a gathering with alcohol (and/or mocktails), tears, and horror stories, because this year was awful (for so many reasons other than parental death) and I'd very much like an official closing event to it with some chosen family. And then lock it in a box, put a curse on the box, and drown it in the bottom of the ocean. Or something of the kind.

(all of course is pending Iran/U.S. plans.. I'm not even checking the news anymore to see how close we are to another round because it was hell last time and it'll be hell again, so until something happens nothing happens. But just in case I'll need to get to a place with a proper shelter, I'm 40% packed with a list of what to take from my place for 4-5 days away).


erikaj - Feb 05, 2026 1:14:20 pm PST #11449 of 11452
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

_t, if I have to do it again, I want a cut of the tuition. As it is, I gave him some thoughts with something vaguely suggestive on the end(waves at Trudy, or maybe bows, as if she is my smut-sensei.) I had to make it fun for me because as Elmore Leonard says "If crime isn't fun, best get you a job." so. Hec, after my stepfather left, I didn't watch "The Simpsons" for years...it made me too sad, even without trying to relive our ritual on Sunday nights and all that, but when I got back into it, there were lots I hadn't seen and some were even good.(Sometimes if I catch one that we liked especially or where we talked about the jokes, I do feel a pang, but it almost feels nice now.) Eighties in Phoenix...in this moment, it feels nice, but this is a little fast and reminds me of the Hell to Come so I welcome that a cooling trend is on its way next week.


-t - Feb 05, 2026 1:18:55 pm PST #11450 of 11452
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That's a good plan, Shir, I hope the world co-operates with it!

I want a cut of the tuition

This is what I'm saying, you should get paid for that!


Atropa - Feb 05, 2026 2:09:04 pm PST #11451 of 11452
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Guess who still has lingering symptoms of bronchitis and a sinus infection that won’t stop? Guess who has won yet more steroids and antibiotics? Guess who suffered what was undoubtedly a bout of mild-ish food poisoning last night?

I think I want a robot body.

dcp, you have my sympathy around all those appointments; I hope they deliver good results.

Shir, that sounds like a good plan.


erikaj - Feb 05, 2026 2:18:27 pm PST #11452 of 11452
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

I probably could have had a tip jar from the age of about seven. And I think he doesn't get it, either, writing back "Guess I hit a nerve," so that was a great use of an hour and a half!(Except *I* respect me for not doing the shy-girl thing, so, worth it.) Atropa, lots of suck. Sorry. In a different way, same for dcp.(I hate doctors, mostly)


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