It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 78: I might need to watch some Buffy for inspiration

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Jan 07, 2026 10:26:11 am PST #10972 of 11006
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Bummer you lost out on the thing, erika, but silver lining that you are not overextended, I suppose. Auctions can be dangerous that way.


Atropa - Jan 07, 2026 11:41:57 am PST #10973 of 11006
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Yesterday I got a FedEx package from my boss; we now have an award for excellence in technical writing, in memory of the writer who had hired me. I'm the inaugural recipient. My boss is going to announce it at the team gathering later this week.


-t - Jan 07, 2026 11:47:31 am PST #10974 of 11006
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Wow, congrats Atropa!


JenP - Jan 07, 2026 12:01:31 pm PST #10975 of 11006

Congratulations, Atropa. That's really moving.


DavidS - Jan 07, 2026 12:16:58 pm PST #10976 of 11006
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Well done, Atropa. A little bittersweet.

ION, San Francisco is gloriously blue skied and warm-ish after several weeks of torrential rain and one extended cold blast.

In international news, Paris is buried under snow and everybody is staying home, and the awful, repressive, misogynist regime in Iran seems to be falling in real time.

What took down Iran's Republic Guard? It wasn't the grassroots women's rights protests of a few years ago. They brutally repressed that with execution and torture. It wan't Trump's bombing their nuclear facilities. It was...inflation.

Plus, decades of frustration and resentment and sanctions.

So in one year, Putin has lost his three big satellite puppet-powers: Assad in Syria, Iran and Maduro in Venezuela.

Proving once again that nothing is so disastrous as being close to Trump because he will find a way to fuck you over.


Jessica - Jan 07, 2026 12:25:22 pm PST #10977 of 11006
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

It wasn't the grassroots women's rights protests of a few years ago. They brutally repressed that with execution and torture. It wan't Trump's bombing their nuclear facilities. It was...inflation.

It's The Economy, Stupid strikes again.

Congrats Atropa!


dcp - Jan 07, 2026 12:31:05 pm PST #10978 of 11006
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

Today has been a comedy of errors.

I went to the pharmacy and picked up my refills. Got home, sat down to my usual chore with one of the medications of splitting the pills in half, and discovered the count was short -- 30 instead of 45. Drove to the pharmacy, explained the situation, gave them the pill bottle with my half-pills. They went away, came back, handed me the bottle, and I went home. Sat down to split the new pills, discovered there were no new pills in the bottle, just 60 half pills. Drove back to the pharmacy (trying very hard to not take my anger out on the other traffic), explained the situation (very calmly, I think), and they fixed it correctly this time.

Driving home, I stopped in at the grocery store for some ginger ale and a loaf of bread. They only had six-packs of half-liter bottles, not my usual two-liter bottles. The six-pack doesn't fit well in my refrigerater, but it's not a big deal, just an annoyance. Grump.

Got home, discovered that I had forgotten to take the tuna salad (that I had made this morning) out of the freezer (I usually put it in there for an hour for a fast chill, then move it to the refrigerator). It was mostly frozen solid. Grump. Oh, well.

Then discovered that the loaf of bread I had just bought was starting to mold. I discarded the top four slices, the rest is usable if I eat it in the next day or two -- which should happen ONCE THE TUNA SALAD THAWS!!! Grump again.

Probably I will feel better once I have eaten my very late lunch (ham sandwiches instead of the tuna salad sandwiches I had been looking forward to), but for now I am just mad at the world.

Grrrr. Aargh.


meara - Jan 07, 2026 12:33:30 pm PST #10979 of 11006

That sounds super annoying dcp!!


lisah - Jan 07, 2026 12:36:16 pm PST #10980 of 11006
Punishingly Intricate

Congratulations on the award, atropa!


erikaj - Jan 07, 2026 12:54:44 pm PST #10981 of 11006
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

yeah, congrats Atropa. Yeah, it's better I stop messing with the auction. maybe there will be a better chance for a big-cat memento. but it was a cheap thrill for a moment.