Hi, Shir! Same to you.

My dog just scammed a second dinner out of me! I came home about a half hour later than her dinner time, and I fleetingly thought that I should check to see whether Matt had fed her, but I was all, "Nah, his back is hurting, he's sick... he wouldn't have trudged downstairs..."

In fact, he did.

Nice fake out, Birdie; you acted just as over the top excited for your food as usual. Good one.

Nice fake out, Birdie; you acted just as over the top excited for your food as usual. Good one.

Quality scam!

Happy holidays, Shir!

My potatoes are in the oven. There's cream and butter and cheese involved so I'm hoping that works.

Everybody's here. The champagne is open. The charcuterie board is out.

All is well. [knock wood]