...burning baby fish swimming all round your head.

Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Jul 09, 2019 8:33:16 am PDT #9410 of 30019
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

There were also the Pennsylvania towns of Blue Ball, Virginville and so on ....

I went to summer camp in Pennsylvania as a kid and you'd better believe we thought it was HILARIOUS that you had to drive past Blue Balls to get to Intercourse. (Have I ever looked at a map to confirm this is actually true geographically? Nope! Not important!)


Toddson - Jul 09, 2019 8:34:05 am PDT #9411 of 30019
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I had, somehow, forgotten about Intercourse. Make of that what you will.


Sophia Brooks - Jul 09, 2019 9:06:53 am PDT #9412 of 30019
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I remember driving by Blue Balls to get to Intercourse (on the way to Hershey)


Laura - Jul 09, 2019 9:08:52 am PDT #9413 of 30019
Our wings are not tired.

I had, somehow, forgotten about Intercourse.

I came in with this as the last post, and read it standalone, which is where it remains in my mind.


Amy - Jul 09, 2019 10:12:40 am PDT #9414 of 30019
Because books.

One of our funeral home accounts is Gash Funeral Home.


Calli - Jul 09, 2019 10:49:50 am PDT #9415 of 30019
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

One of our funeral home accounts is Gash Funeral Home.

You stab 'em, they'll slab 'em.


Steph L. - Jul 09, 2019 10:52:00 am PDT #9416 of 30019
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

You kill 'em, they'll chill 'em.


Beverly - Jul 09, 2019 11:07:57 am PDT #9417 of 30019
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

We have Moles funeral home, crematory, and cemetary. ...Second thoughts about burial, maybe?


DebetEsse - Jul 09, 2019 11:55:37 am PDT #9418 of 30019
Woe to the fucking wicked.

the toy scuzzi the vibrating beaver.

I have often said that companies should have an undergrad intern whose whole job is to point out the innuendo-bait in any product before it goes to market.


Jessica - Jul 09, 2019 12:01:08 pm PDT #9419 of 30019
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I have often said that companies should have an undergrad intern whose whole job is to point out the innuendo-bait in any product before it goes to market.

I have a 12 year-old who wants a summer job and would do this for free, and I'm sure I'm not the only one.