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Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Vortex - Jun 04, 2019 6:29:03 pm PDT #8440 of 30019
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Ha! I bet that's right. But with some kind of American accent.

yes, like Southern where the middle vowel is two syllables "Jay-an"


Shir - Jun 04, 2019 11:43:36 pm PDT #8441 of 30019
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Skipped a bit. Cats got vaccinated this morning.

Long story short, it took the vet ten minutes with La Résistance to go from "try bach rescue remedy when you're moving this summer" to "here's an ACP tablet, get a good pair of welding gloves, and best of luck". This time we managed to vaccinate The Problematic Cat in just 40 minutes, using the usual squeeze cage. The bad news is that she definitely remembered it, so my room was not unsimilar to the Guernica painting for a while.

I'm feeling terrible about putting her through this every time.


Theodosia - Jun 05, 2019 12:47:00 am PDT #8442 of 30019
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

That reminds me of Puck, which took a large towel, oven mitts, and two people to render claw clipped, with Much Yowling.

Luckily she had next to no persistent memory so after about 15 minutes she had no lingering sentiment, except perhaps to wonder why she wasn't sticking to the carpet as much.


Laura - Jun 05, 2019 3:16:00 am PDT #8443 of 30019
Our wings are not tired.

I'm planning on taking the cats to Otter Lake with me for the summer. That will mean driving straight through because I don't want to have to deal with them and hotels. Still working out the logistics. If they do go with me then I'll take them to the vet up there. Means getting a carrier too, although they do have harnesses and leashes although I never tried to use them. Oh well, I have the rest of the month to figure it out.


Fred Pete - Jun 05, 2019 3:22:56 am PDT #8444 of 30019
Ann, that's a ferret.

Laura, I've found that when traveling with cats, sedatives are your friend. Sedatives for the cats, I mean.

It took three tries to get Bally to the vet for her vaccinations. We finally had to close all the doors and set out a hard sided carrier, then chase her around until she ran into the carrier. She was under anesthesia for the exam and vaccinations themselves. (I must admit, it was extremely cute, the way her tongue stuck out while she was under.)


Jesse - Jun 05, 2019 3:46:31 am PDT #8445 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Driving straight through seems like an awfully long drive! Yikes.


Laura - Jun 05, 2019 3:49:49 am PDT #8446 of 30019
Our wings are not tired.

We should be able to make the trip in 24 hours. We stop every couple hours to stretch. I have a large crate that the dog uses as his home. I'd take out the dog's stuff and put the cat bed in the center, food and water on one side and the litter box on the other. They are piggies, but I don't really expect them to eat on the trip, particularly since they will be dosed with something. Still working it out, but I think in the bed of the truck with a tarp over the top for shade would work.

They are very chill cats. I leave the door open to the yard and they don't ever take off anywhere. They come when I call them. When their previous owner brought them to me she just had them both loose in the car for the 45 minute trip. Then carried them inside in her and her daughter's arms with no carriers. They were fine.

They could stay in Florida for the summer as my son would take care of them here, but I think they will like it in the woods. I just hope they don't catch and bring me home chipmunks! I would keep them inside a week or so before I let them out up there. I have a screened in porch where they could sit on the windowsills and watch the world go by, but I am not sure the screens would survive.

We'll see. Still working it out in my head.


Laura - Jun 05, 2019 3:53:25 am PDT #8447 of 30019
Our wings are not tired.

Jesse, for years I always drove straight through. With 2 drivers it isn't bad. When I was younger I would drive straight through alone! The key is frequent stops, at least every two hours, less is I feel the need. A few minute walk around a rest area to stretch makes a big difference. One driver naps while the other drives, then switch.


Calli - Jun 05, 2019 3:53:26 am PDT #8448 of 30019
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I've found a summer home for the Buffista island/compound people. [link]

sj, I hope you feel better soon. Yay clothes, Dana!

There is very little that a pill will fix that is worth the drama and trauma of trying to pill my cat. Luckily he's been pretty healthy and well traveling for me so far. But he's getting older, so I foresee many a health-related tradeoff in our future.


meara - Jun 05, 2019 4:22:28 am PDT #8449 of 30019

Ahhh, I leave for France today! I am eating some breakfast and about to hopefully go get my hair cut (the sides need to be buzzed—normally I do that at home, but I didn't bring my trimmer with because it seemed excessive). I'm so not prepared for this trip, but I'm trying to not worry about that—I have made no plan, done almost no research, bought no tickets, etc.