Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


flea - May 24, 2019 2:45:13 pm PDT #8120 of 30019
information libertarian

Shit I can't say on Facebook:

Dillo (12) is in his room, playing a video game online with a friend and chatting over the headset. I overhear: "Dude, I had a dream I had two dicks..."


Jesse - May 24, 2019 3:38:29 pm PDT #8121 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You wouldn't get a comp day for working on a weekend, Jesse? Our system for that is very informal and, I guess, kind of generous. Hardly ever comes up, though.

My boss is pretty easy with time, like if I ever leave at 3, I don't put in anything, but no, no one ever offered me a free day off for working on a weekend.


-t - May 24, 2019 3:53:02 pm PDT #8122 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Well, if you were hourly you'd get double time for working on a paid holiday, and not for Sunday, so that makes some sense. At least that's my possibly not very accurate understanding of how it works in CA


Jesse - May 24, 2019 3:56:21 pm PDT #8123 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Anyway, I don't mind it! I don't work a lot of extra time, so five hours once a year is fine.


Jesse - May 24, 2019 3:56:41 pm PDT #8124 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'll basically take Thursday afternoon off for graduation, too.


sarameg - May 24, 2019 3:57:55 pm PDT #8125 of 30019

Our bean counters are really particular about 80 hrs per pay period. Mgmt really has to explain hours over & they hate that (even though it isn't paid overtime), so if you work on a weekend, you take that lost weekend time off in that pay period. Since our pay periods end midnight Friday, you always have at least a week if you can't plan ahead.

Hours under, well, sick & vacation leave is generous enough, it gets used for that.


lisah - May 24, 2019 4:24:06 pm PDT #8126 of 30019
Punishingly Intricate

Man, I am so glad I don't have to keep track of sick or leave time for me or my team.


Karl - May 24, 2019 11:48:33 pm PDT #8127 of 30019
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

Oh dear, that shirt in flea's famous tweet does in fact say exactly what she says it does.

Houses where I grew up: My father's widow Kathy still lives in their house, which they bought in '84. My cousin lives in the "family cabin" my maternal grandparents bought in '68, on the Inverness Ridge above Point Reyes. Lisa and I drove by the house where I spent most of '72 to '83 the last (both as in most recent and as in final) time we went to Tennessee to visit my father and Kathy, in 2014. It looks much the same from the outside.

Sympathies to everyone having job and health trouble; I hope everyone gets much better news soon.


Jessica - May 25, 2019 4:26:43 am PDT #8128 of 30019
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Our summer hours started yesterday, so we were allowed to sign off at 2. Or in my case 3 because I had to clean up after an absolute clusterfuck of a conference call involving a colleague who is very young and very eager to use words he used in his PMI certification class but has zero or maybe negative experience actually leading projects. (And since I'm about to formally move into a new PM role here there is every chance that this will officially be my mess to clean up in the next few weeks. So.)

BUT I did eventually log off, and picked up my new SUP at REI which means on future summer WFH days I can blow off steam by driving myself to the public boat launch and paddling for an hour or two. YAY.

Today we're going on a family bike ride with a picnic at one end, so feeling very athletic and outdoorsy.


aurelia - May 25, 2019 9:42:41 am PDT #8129 of 30019
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

picked up my new SUP

Nice! I enjoyed doing that in Rarotonga, but I fear it will be more difficult (and colder!) on Lake Michigan.