No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


meara - Oct 07, 2018 5:12:04 am PDT #491 of 30019

Thanks y'all. It's been a bit of a shitshow through the night. Right now on a lot of dilaudid. Not sure how I'm going to get back to Seattle. Have been crying from pain a few times tonight. Am exhausted and starving and thirsty and they won't let me have anything...


JZ - Oct 07, 2018 6:38:40 am PDT #492 of 30019
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Holy shirtballs, I literally almost asked if you tripped over that giant dog in your FB picture. I can't believe you actually tripped over a literal dog.

We are right in your neighborhood and can bring you trashy novels and better-than-hospital coffee anytime.


DavidS - Oct 07, 2018 6:39:47 am PDT #493 of 30019
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

So meara are you at St. Mary's on 450 Stanyan? Because that's walkable from our house.

I could swing by and bring you something if you need. Also, we can help (carry luggage etc.) when you need to go to the airport.

If you get cleared to eat I'm happy to bring you a burrito instead of eating hospital food. (Can't imagine you're on a restricted diet with a broken leg.)


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 07, 2018 6:40:28 am PDT #494 of 30019
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Yowtch! So sorry, meara.


Calli - Oct 07, 2018 6:42:05 am PDT #495 of 30019
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Good lord, meara, that sounds awful! I'm sorry.


Katerina Bee - Oct 07, 2018 6:56:34 am PDT #496 of 30019
Herding cats for fun

Oh no, meara! This is no way to enjoy your trip to SF! I am so sorry that it sucks formyou. I hope being Buffista adjacent will take away some of the ick.

Everybody else: don't break your leg whilst vacationing, okay?


lisah - Oct 07, 2018 7:13:25 am PDT #497 of 30019
Punishingly Intricate

On no, meara!!! Glad you have friends close by at least.


Shir - Oct 07, 2018 7:16:10 am PDT #498 of 30019
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I am sorry for the broken leg, meara. Health and pain drugs~ma.


Pix - Oct 07, 2018 7:44:19 am PDT #499 of 30019
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Oh meara, how awful! So glad that people are nearby, but so sorry this happened to you.


DavidS - Oct 07, 2018 7:52:00 am PDT #500 of 30019
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm at hospital waiting for meara to come back from X-rays. Coffee and scone at the ready.