Mal: You were dead! Tracy: Hunh? Oh. Right. Suppose I was. Hey there, Zoe.

'The Message'


Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


meara - Oct 03, 2020 6:10:10 am PDT #27123 of 30019

I'm awake and have been since 730. I have a headache and a very energetic puppy. Hoping drugs will fix the headache....sadly puppy thinks the valerian treats smell bad and refuses to eat them.


Steph L. - Oct 03, 2020 6:16:06 am PDT #27124 of 30019
I look more rad than Lutheranism

JenP! Hiya!

I've been loafing around eating oatmeal, but I need to get off my butt and go to the grocery store and then do some more yard work to make the backyard less of a hellscape while the weather is still nice.

Random: I hate all kinds of melon, right? It just tastes like it was made with artificial sweetener, to me, so I avoid melon. I had a dream last night that I was eating cut-up pieces of fruit, and I thought they were peaches because they were so sweet and yummy, and I asked what they were, and they were fucking MELON. And I felt so betrayed -- not by the person who gave me the melon, but by my own goddamn taste buds for deciding that melon was acceptable.

I am emphatically NOT going to buy a melon today to see if my dream was prophetic, because, seriously, fuck melon.


DavidS - Oct 03, 2020 6:29:19 am PDT #27125 of 30019
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

because, seriously, fuck melon.

No way, man! Honeydew and Prosciutto forever!


Sophia Brooks - Oct 03, 2020 6:56:58 am PDT #27126 of 30019
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Hi JenP!

I thought I was the only person who hated melon!


Calli - Oct 03, 2020 7:00:00 am PDT #27127 of 30019
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I don't hate melon. But in fruit salad, it always seems like filler to bulk out other, tastier fruit.


Dana - Oct 03, 2020 7:00:29 am PDT #27128 of 30019
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Melon is the worst.


Katerina Bee - Oct 03, 2020 7:05:56 am PDT #27129 of 30019
Herding cats for fun

I remember reading a dystopian short story about space colonists starving to death because the melons growing everywhere were taboo. Finally the protagonist tried one in desperation and didn't even die. I guess the author (was it Octavia Butler?) was in the Melon Haters Society.


sj - Oct 03, 2020 7:06:22 am PDT #27130 of 30019
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I hate all melon except watermelon.


DavidS - Oct 03, 2020 7:14:39 am PDT #27131 of 30019
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Jayzus, all the melon hate!

It's cool, sweet and delicious.


JenP - Oct 03, 2020 7:19:29 am PDT #27132 of 30019

Hi, back, yay! I love watermelon, like honeydew, tolerate cantaloupe (but, apparently, don't know how to spell it, thank you, red squiggly), and can't think of another melon to end the list.

I got up earlier than I would have liked because my body has decided that it needs to make two fingers on my right hand numb, yet also painful (neat!) sometimes from something positional when I sleep. Sometimes. And I have to stand up pretty much to get it to stop. On the other hand (heh), fried eggs and bacon for breakfast, and I cleaned up the kitchen.