You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


amych - Nov 25, 2018 3:20:29 pm PST #2456 of 30019
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

he... rarely. opens...

Nah, I'm out. I can't even begin to make sense of these words.


Dana - Nov 25, 2018 3:21:22 pm PST #2457 of 30019
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

A sign on the fridge that says "Do not eat the leftovers in the fridge?"


meara - Nov 25, 2018 3:23:44 pm PST #2458 of 30019

Lol, whereas my friend with a 14 year old can't have raw chicken because he will actually cook it and eat two pounds she was saving for dinner as like, an after school snack.


msbelle - Nov 25, 2018 3:44:06 pm PST #2459 of 30019
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

he cooks? I mean....that would be annoying, but cooking, hella impressed. mac only microwaves things.


meara - Nov 25, 2018 5:12:04 pm PST #2460 of 30019

Yeah, we were shocked when she was like "no I can't wven keep ingredients in the house". Somehow he still expects her to make him dinner though!!


msbelle - Nov 25, 2018 5:24:51 pm PST #2461 of 30019
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

ohhhh new development. mac is definitely smoking pot. good times.


Laura - Nov 25, 2018 5:50:50 pm PST #2462 of 30019
Our wings are not tired.

I'm kind of a mess. At emergency vet with Zoe. She's had a cough but was otherwise normal. Eating and chasing squirrels. Then tonight she didn't eat and would not sit or lay down. Jumped up into the truck like normal to go to vet. Get here and she collapsed at the counter.

They are doing tests. Giving oxygen and draining a bunch of fluid. Her age (8) and breed they feel pretty confident there isn't going to be good options.

I thought she had dog flu.


Laura - Nov 25, 2018 5:52:32 pm PST #2463 of 30019
Our wings are not tired.

DH just went to get me coffee from racetrack because he needs to be in motion and I am half asleep.


DavidS - Nov 25, 2018 5:55:53 pm PST #2464 of 30019
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oh no, Laura! What's with all the doggie trauma lately?! C'mon universe.


meara - Nov 25, 2018 6:04:28 pm PST #2465 of 30019

Oh Laura, that sucks.

I fell over yesterday and caught myself with my hands/on my knee. Mostly on a big pile of clothes. Not a huge problem but awkward. Today, I suddenly noticed my wrist hurt like crazy. I'm really hoping it is just strained and will feel ok tomorrow. Dear god I hope—last thing I need is a broken wrist too?!?