I googled "wolf jillifont" [except, y'know, not "jillifont"], and I don't think that's what it was. But Jesus Christ it was big
Sooo you may want to try googling "gigantic jillifont PNW" (or something similar), and see if the photos look like what you saw. I have no idea if they can be found in your part of the country (and there's no way in hell
I'M
googling that), but that's - no joke - the name of a type of jillifont that exists, and that like to live in houses. Like, our basement.
I'm upping my retirement savings.
Sooo you may want to try googling "gigantic jillifont PNW" (or something similar), and see if the photos look like what you saw. I have no idea if they can be found in your part of the country (and there's no way in hell I'M googling that), but that's - no joke - the name of a type of jillifont that exists, and that like to live in houses. Like, our basement.
Anyone who wants to read about this and see a photo can do so here:
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Jilli should definitely NOT click on that link.
Cereal:
YAY SARAMEG! That's awesome!
Congrats, Sara!
Yikes to everything else. YIKES.