msbelle, when I worked as a checker at Kroger's I'd occasionally get a check with a memorable name on it.  The ones I remember are a John Crichton and a Louis Wu.  I sometimes wonder how many of those I missed because they paid cash.  
Tom - glad they got him down OK!
	
 
		
		
Tom, that's awful! Glad they were able to get him down.
	
 
		
		
Timelies all!
Why we can't have nice things, part whatever: Mr. S came in from playing outside and decided he needed a bath. Gary let him play for a few minutes, during which he flooded the bathroom out to the hallway and got the carpet soaked. This ended up with part of the first floor ceiling bulging a bit. Sigh...
	
 
		
		
That's a miracle that they actually got him down OK. Kudos to the police negotiator.
Way back when I worked doing data entry for Beth Israel Hospital, I had a list of the amazing names, but it's been lost for a long time now.  The only one that I remember offhand was Dr. Jesus Viola, which I'm sure sounds less funny if you're from a Hispanic country.
	
 
		
		
My immediate superior has the same name as a prominent member of the Trump administration. Fortunately, he doesn't share their politics. 
As a teacher I see lots of names, including how many different ways there are to spell Caitlin, or is it Katelyn, or is it Kaitlyn, or is it...
	
 
		
		
As a teacher I see lots of names, including how many different ways there are to spell Caitlin, or is it Katelyn, or is it Kaitlyn, or is it...
Now all I can see is Keegan-Michael Key saying "Where is Ay-Ay-Ron right now?"
	
 
		
		
Every time I have to type in aaron I laugh A-A-ron indeed.
	
 
		
		
When I want to get on Tim's nerves, I call him "Tim-OH-Thee." Which is better than "TIMMAY!" from South Park. 
He knew I was a dick when he married me. 
	
 
		
		
 Now all I can see is Keegan-Michael Key saying "Where is Ay-Ay-Ron right now?"
I mean...I'm married to Jay-Quellin.