I want a beer after all that.

Oh, look at Teppy bucking for a seat on the Supreme Court.

I don't think I love beer enough to be a Supreme Court justice. (I mean, I thought I loved beer a lot, and then Blackout Brett came along and made me realize there's a whole other level of beer love I know nothing about, nor do I aspire to it.)

I cannot find one of the outfits I wear to ACL. I have specific clothes I wear because it is so hot and sweaty so these are all outdoor athletic clothes that are comfy and now the black dress is AWOL.

POOP!

Now all my drawers are super neat and my closet also and still no dress. How do I lose a dress?

I just found the dress online and ordered it. Total fail and I broke my amazon boycott. ugh. going to bed before this becomes an entire shame spiral.

Bev, that sounds terrifying. Hope you are on the mend.

I'm depressed and turtling. It's not good.

In other news, Grace is selling nuts and magazines for GS. Her troop is planning a trip somewhere (who knows precisely where, but I'm pulling for Savannah). If you would like to support and are interested in some magazines, you find her campaign here: [link] I think if you scroll to the bottom you can get to the nuts that way.

Kat, I have also been depressed and turtling, and were live 15 minutes from each other. I vote dinner and drinks soon.

I somehow missed the swapover to new Natter, 'cause I am a dumbass.

I've gone all the way through BURN IT ALL DOWN to plzgivemeayurtnowthx and am terrified of settling into apathy due to an excessive case of the can't evens.

{{All}} New week. New Month.

Why do I not have a pumpkin muffin?

Hi Kat. How are you? How are Grace and Noah doing?

I've gone all the way through BURN IT ALL DOWN to plzgivemeayurtnowthx and am terrified of settling into apathy due to an excessive case of the can't evens.

I've been tweeting Dark Willow gifs, because they speak to me, and they speak for me (which I need because my words are broken), while hopefully providing me with some measure of plausible deniability, every time one of my friends suggests burning it all down.

Which of course we would never do.

Why do I not have a pumpkin muffin?

[Insert Dark-Willow-With-Fireball-GIF-Here]

I do have a piece of good news from the weekend: I don't know how many of you play HQ, but it's this live online trivia thing, where the winners get a share of (usually) $5,000. I've won a couple of times and never got more than $.25. On Saturday, I won $11!! So that was exciting. I don't know how you get the money out of the app, but it was still pretty exciting. (PS: If you want to get the app and try it, using my referral code jh1226 will get me a free life.)