Well, a gathering is brie, mellow song stylings; shindig, dip, less mellow song stylings, perhaps a large amount of malt beverage, and hootenanny, well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny.

Oz ,'Beneath You'


Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kate P. - Mar 12, 2020 3:38:52 pm PDT #17540 of 30019
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

My school closed today. Spring break is next week, so they started it tomorrow instead, and we've been told to start preparing to teach remotely the week we get back. It was the right call. People are freaked and already keeping kids home. There are 80 kids in our 5th grade, and 17 were out today.


Strix - Mar 12, 2020 4:00:47 pm PDT #17541 of 30019
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Yo. Hey y'all, long time no see. I keep up with lots of peeps via SM, but I felt a need for ye olde stomping grounds, to check in on everyone. What a vital need this site fulfilled for me in 2001.

My kid goes on break next week in DE for two weeks, then they're going virtual classrooms after for a minimum of 2 weeks. He was supposed to visit Ice & Ireland during break -- that has been cancelled since last week.

My dad died in November--he was in a nursing home and FUCK I was grateful to see him go (Alzheimers), but I am so tearfully grateful now.

But Mom is 76, has diabetes, 1.5 lungs and COPD. She has an outpatient hospital procedure scheduled for Tuesday and I am anxious AF about taking her to a hospital, not the procedure.

So Dan is going to work only and I only leave for necessities. We're self-isolating as much as possible because my sister and I are her primary caregivers now.

And me? I'm cleaning my anxiety away while having loud solo dance parties. And watching every damn horror movie ever made. YMMV.


Consuela - Mar 12, 2020 4:02:26 pm PDT #17542 of 30019
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

My office is moving slowly towards WFH except the system is really not designed for so many people to be remote. I tried to log in yesterday and couldn't at all. So we will see.

If everyone in my office does WFH it'll be social distancing for me to be in the office, right? Especially if I start riding my bike in... But if they find someone in the building who tests positive, I'm worried they will shut the whole building down, all two towers/17 floors of us.

My sister & I are supposed to fly to Colorado in 9 days, but I'm beginning to think that won't happen.


Jesse - Mar 12, 2020 4:36:16 pm PDT #17543 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, they just told my office to WFH next week, but acknowledged that some people will have to go in, and others can if they want -- with just some, it's still distancing...


P.M. Marc - Mar 12, 2020 5:01:48 pm PDT #17544 of 30019
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Debet, I might not know anyone, but I am VERY NETWORKED, so he should connect with me on LinkedIn.


Vortex - Mar 12, 2020 5:08:07 pm PDT #17545 of 30019
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

My office is supposed to WFH until further notice. The office won't be locked or anything, but we are discouraged from coming in. Due to security concerns, we are not allowed to print at home. Which may become an issue.

Of course, for me, the office is a 15 minute walk away and I have an office, so it's easy for me to have "social distance"


lisah - Mar 12, 2020 5:21:46 pm PDT #17546 of 30019
Punishingly Intricate

Our offices all pretty much went work from home this week and we're doing am Everyone Works from Home test next week. I'm sure it's much more complicated for our call center folks but evidently it's possible. I'm going to try to spend some money at neighborhood businesses this weekend.


Steph L. - Mar 12, 2020 5:27:40 pm PDT #17547 of 30019
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

We're asking people not to return their library books and waiving all fines!

Awwwww YISS.

Our friends' wedding is still on for tomorrow, but everyone is being cautious about handwashing and no hugging (yes!) and such. The shitty part is that the maid of honor, who lives in NOLA, was on the fence about coming, because it would mean flying, and she's immunocompromised. But she decided that the bride is her best friend and she was going to come anyway -- her flight was supposed to get in this evening -- and apparently there's talk of grounding domestic flights as soon as Sunday (?). (I honestly don't know where she got that from; it's just what she said.) So she decided at like 6:30 tonight to not come, which is probably for the best given her health, but it still really sucks. We'll FaceTime the ceremony for her, but it really does suck.


-t - Mar 12, 2020 5:30:56 pm PDT #17548 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Aw, that is too bad!


DebetEsse - Mar 12, 2020 5:34:10 pm PDT #17549 of 30019
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Thanks, Plei. Will do.