Once I get some lamb, which I could not find at Target yesterday, I should be set for proteins for 2 weeks. I think I'm going to run out of some of my starches before then, I don't have those inventoried as well, but I have more than 1 pound of rice, I think that'll see me through any shortages...

My sister flies back to NY tomorrow. Going to see if there are any wipes available. Her row companion had a pack his wife had sent with him on her way down. She said about everyone on the plane was cleaning their areas.

"Congress' in-house doctor told Capitol Hill staffers at a close-door meeting this week that he expects 70-150 million people in the U.S. — roughly a third of the country — to contract the coronavirus, two sources briefed on the meeting tell Axios."

This is not cool. I'm all about the home delivery!

I had not fully appreciated how much more food was needed in the house when 2 adults are home all day. Like, did you guys know that lunch is a WHOLE EXTRA MEAL?

Like, did you guys know that lunch is a WHOLE EXTRA MEAL?

My salvation is last night's dinner leftovers. We both work at home.

My salvation is last night's dinner leftovers.

We normally have leftovers for dinner on Thursdays. But this week there aren't going to be any, because we ate them all for lunch.

Why do people think "what is your disability?" And "is there anything you can do about it?" is small talk?

Oh, FFS.

If you can't find real sanitary wipes, but you can get baby wipes, take a package of those and pour in a quarter-cup of bleach, then re-seal it up and let it penetrate. Tada, homemade sanitary wipes. (Does assume you have access to wipes and bleach.)

Filing this away for future reference.

Looks like UW Madison is calling it. I feel like the satellite universities (including ours) will feel pressure to shut down.

Still working on the face touching thing. I love my face.

it works great as a standing desk when I set it on the dining room table

Thanks, Steph! I'll check it out. I have a lap desk, but something like this probably will be better for my back.

Still working on the face touching thing. I love my face.

I was touching my face as I read that. My default position when I read (internet or print) is to prop my head in my left hand, sometimes with my fingers across my face (I don't even know; I'm a feral child), and sometimes gnawing on the side of my thumb. So basically I need to boil my hands in bleach at all times.

t edit As soon as I hit post, I immediately propped my head back in my left hand. Jesus, Steph. You are a wreck of a feral child.

Still working on the face touching thing. I love my face.

Seriously, I wipe my eyes approximately 98,645 times a day.

Fuck me, how is it almost 3:00??? I need to stop taking internet breaks and finish this article. Shoo me away if I'm back here before dinner (unless I say I finished editing) (I promise I will not lie about it just so I can post).