I know this reflects poorly on me, but I think it's possibly the best thing in the world that someone at CPAC had coronavirus. I can provide a list of people I would like to get sick. Ted Cruz is already self-quarantining, which can only be a good thing.
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Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ted Cruz is going to be alone with himself for two solid weeks? Oh, that's going to be fun. I'd suggest he do some soul-searching during that period, but there's the obvious logistical problem.
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I would not wish spending that much time in Ted Cruz's company on many people, but he certainly deserves it.
If only Ted Cruz's self quarantine included a media blackout.
Ted Cruz is going to be alone with himself for two solid weeks? Oh, that's going to be fun. I'd suggest he do some soul-searching during that period, but there's the obvious logistical problem.
He's the one who's "staffer" accidentally liked MILF pseudo-incest porn, right?
I'm sure he'll have plenty to do with his hands during those two weeks.
Plei, MY EYES!
Plei, MY EYES!
Brain bleach, STAT!
Not a life cut tragically short, but sad nonetheless. [link]
I had no idea that he was even still alive. Dang.
Serious stock tumble this morning. Had to freeze trading. Market has so much confidence in our "leaders".