You know you've achieved something when you shock and dismay an intern who's dissected a medical cadaver recently!
Yeesh! When I was coaching Little League I had a kid absolutely scorch a line drive right off the front of my big toe.
Ripped the nail out of the bed (not all at once). Turned black and fell off eventually. Lordy that fucking hurt.
Goddamn it, Hutton. How awful.
And I know somebody who literally, accidentally tore out his big toenail by catching it just wrong in a karate kick.
It grew back fine, though.
Probably if you're easily squicked, you don't want to go watch a season of The Toe Bro OR My Feet Are Killing Me...
ugh, I predict work will be crazy tomorrow and/or next week.
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What are you doing now, msbelle? All I took in was that you were working for the county?
Aren't you glad you know the sick policy SO WELL??
Everyone around me is sick with one thing or another. A couple are dancing with pneumonia. I think I just have a headache from the weather.
-t I am in the Director for Human Resources office. Right now I don't know enough to do anything, but I will be the project manager and special assistant. So like emergency coverage plans and gathering info on fast-tracking telework approvals and flagging processes that are still all done on paper - I think some of that is about to become urgent.
Yup, that sounds like you'll be in the middle of a lot!
TWO DOLLARS! I want Zen to get the two dollars!
Heh. It's fun every time I remember the Paperboy.
I just walked into the family room and DH was watching a YouTube video on spreadsheets.
Me: "Spreadsheets? Really? Spreadsheet porn? I think I would prefer you watching regular porn."
DH: "It's technically macro coding language porn—Visual Basic.."
Me: "Ah ah ah, I don't want the sordid details."
DH: "We can watch something else if you like."